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Bill and Gloria were married for 40 years.   When they first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."   In all their 40 years of marriage Gloria never looked.   However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the  best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were  3 empty beer cans and $1874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it  back  under the bed.   Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.   That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner Gloria  could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am   so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into  the box under our bed. However today the temptation was too much and I  gave  in. But now I need to know why do you keep the cans in the box?"   Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you  deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an  empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it  again."   Gloria was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened  but guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation  does  happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years." They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Gloria asked  Bill, "Why do you have all that money in the box?" Bill answered, "Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in."
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This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval  ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. (turns out that this is a hoax.)
> Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid  a collision.
> Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to  avoid a collision.
> Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees  to the South to avoid a collision.
> Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,  divert YOUR course.
> Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
> Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND  LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE  ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT
> VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I  SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE  UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
> Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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