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(aka: Steve
"Ernie" Ervin)
Email me at: Chickenhairdo@hotmail.com
Or at: ErnieErvin@beer.com
Hi!...My name is Ernie
Ervin and this is my Web-Page!...You may remember me from such
places as: Billerica, MA, Saint Anselm College, Doug Shattuck's
basement room, NMH Prep, and many local drinking establishments.
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The Ernie Ervin Chat Room!![](new2.gif)
Chat with others about Ernie, about Chickens, or about whatever else it is that you people with nothing better to do than browse through Ernie's web-page chat about.
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Rumor has it that Ernie is integrating Netscape Communicator 4.5 with his 1982 Cutlass!!! Look for Ernie to make special appearances in the Chat-Room!!!
Follow Ernie Ervin in the ESPN News!
Please click on the chicken-links to learn more
about myself and to delve deeper into my psyche.
Picture links:
Click
here to view some pictures of me!
Click
here to view Ernie's "Believe it or not" picture page!
Ernie's Lies & Lists:
Click
here to review my most famous lies, tales, and delusions of
grandeur.
Click
here to view my "Top-Ten" list of things I like to do.
Click
here to get a glimpse of everything I deem as "the
best!"
Click
here to read about Ernie's: "True Action Adventures"
Interact with Ernie!
Click
here to take the "Ernie Ervin Quiz"
Click
here to play a game and win a prize!
Click here to challenge Ernie in a game of Blackjack!
Click here to play "The Billerica Slot Machine!"
Click
here to take the Ernie Ervin Survey!
I'd like to thank Scott who helped me design and
publish this masterpiece...(he's quite handsome and very
smart...possibly a genius)...I'd also like to thank Billy
(Assistant Consultant/Designer) who rounded-up many of these
lovely pictures...
Tell me what you think of my page (not that I
actually give a shit)...
E-Mail me at: chickenhairdo@hotmail.com
"A Tour of the Beaulac
Residence"...candid pictures of the rental property of an
inbred New Hampshire landlord...(please click on the picture)...
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Great Moments in
Rental History!
Come see the assault on Beaulac's shed!...This
victory was the turning-point in the Beaulac-Tenant War and
secured victory for the student allies!...(this pushed Beaulac
over the proverbial edge)...
Please click on the landlord's bald spot to view
the footage of the assault!
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Please E-Mail Ernie
with any question you have on any possible topic and Ernie will
respond to your query in a timely manner.
What are you lookin' at?...punk!
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