The Chairman
I have a confession to make! “The current Oldham Athletic team is the worst team I have ever known since 1959.” Strong words indeed, but I am incenced enough to face reality. I am probably (definitely) the best ever Latics fan and have followed the team through thick and thin, but it is demoralising, degrading and embarassing to know that the team you love will probably not win their next match. I expect the team to lose every match and a draw is a bonus. With only four wins to our credit the inevitable relegation is staring us in the face yet again. Admittedly the last two games have shown a mini-revival. The success over Gillingham in the FA Cup and last weeks 3-2 success over Wrexham has made their position slightly better but only a miracle, or investment in the team from someone like David Copperfield (or Mike Glenister), can turn this season around.
For the benefit of new members, the current news, seniority list (if you miss a week), and all the happenings can be accessed from our website at latics.cjb.net If you haven’t checked out the site yet give it a try as it is full of useless information for LSC members. You can keep up to date with club happenings too so get it bookmarked!
Dear Dan,
I am a diehard Latics fan living in Stockport who spent 10 years living in 'exile' in Southern England (not quite as far away as you!) Everybody here is very disillusioned about the state of the club but there have always been too many apathetic people living in Oldham - witness the current plight of Oldham Rugby League Club. (Ed.’s note - they recently became defunct due to bankruptsy).
Its good to see somebody living so far away who puts a lot of time and effort into maintaining the enthusiasm of all the fans. From the looks of it your web-site is much better than the official site. Lets hope that McGinlay does the business for us tomorrow. Keep the faith,
Dave Fowler
Dear Dave,
Thanks for your kind words - I’ll pass your comments on to The Chairman. - Dan.
Hi Dan, et al
Sorry we did not get a chance to toast the arrival of yet another year of supporting the Latics. On the positive side, you are almost 25% of the way through the year. We are back in Mexico for the month of November and will return for Christmas to see our new grandson Alexander. I have been doing a lot of electronic work on the boat and, by the time we sail for the South Pacific in March, hope to be able to send regular email via the ham radio all the LSC across the 2800 mile trip. At any rate we will get to see the group in your new surroundings when we return.
The upcoming party sounds great. We will be returning to Vancouver on Dec 2 in time for the party and Christmas. Sorry we missed the new venue but we were packing a lot of equipment for Mexico. Now that we are here, there is a lot of work to do. Has been very hot except in the night so work is hard. Removed the rear drive seal from the main engine and now starting to install some upgrades on the navigation equipment and the battery banks (up to 3-8D gel batteries now).
Weather has cooled to 80F and more enjoyable. We are working like mad trying to get all the jobs finished. After leaving the boat for 7 months there is a lot of maintenance to do along with the new equipment being added and changed.The US dollar is strong here up from 7.8 last year to 10.05 at present. PV has raised all its prices so the cost is the same. Unfortunately the rise in costs has been higher than the dollar so Mexicans are having a hard time with purchasing power. The dollar did not go up proportionately so it is definitely more expensive for a Canadian this year. Our moorage is now $600 per month in Canadian funds. We could rent a house inland cheaper than that. The marinas all charge is US dollars and they have been doing a good business with no competition. Paradise Village Resort in Nuevo Vallarta will shortly open another 300 berths...at a high price..but at
one of the best resorts. Moorage will include all the pools, zoo, etc and have access to nightclubs, bars and eventually a casino. Time to get out of town before it gets like LA.
Saludos, Norm.
Mr. Chairman,
Apparently last night's Oldham Chron carried a piece about you and the STR petition in it. I haven't seen it yet but the chap who told me said that it read very well. He said they had quoted you re. furniture and tools (if that makes any sense!) and talked about your time in Canada.
Well done mate. Another good bit of publicity for the campaign again and reward for your sterling efforts. The article was, as ever nowadays, accompanied by a couple of lengthy letters supporting the campaign.
Carl Marlsden (STR)
What can I say? The Chairman’s fame spreads like butter.
Joe Royle (Manchester City manager) goes into Maine Road one Friday morning to find thieves have broken in and completely cleared the trophy room out. The police come round and ask Joe what's missing.
"Everything!!" he says.
They take a statement and study the surveillance cameras. An article appears next day in the Manchester Evening news "...thieves broke into Maine road football ground yesterday... police are now looking for two 20-25 year olds, wearing jeans and trainers in Moss Side carrying a 30 by 30 foot blue carpet."
Have you heard the one about the ram-raiding United fan? He ran out of petrol chasing a mobile shop!
Have you heard about the United fan who thought a 'Zulu' was a toilet at Whipsnade!?
United's entire first-team squad stormed up to manager Alex Ferguson’s office after hearing that injury-prone striker Andy Cole had received a cortizone injection. Apparently they all wanted a new car as well!
A man goes to Manchester airport and eventually goes into the departure lounge to wait for the call for his flight home. The place is a mess. All around him are overturned tables,smashed windows, upturned chairs, broken flight monitors and crowd control barriers littering the floor.
'Gosh, what happened here?' he asks one of the ground crew.
'Oh yeah', he replies 'Bloody hopeless it was, we had the Oldham Athletic squad in here this morning filming the new Nike ad.
Q. What do you call a United fan with an IQ of 10?
A. Extremely gifted!
TRAVELLING FANS: According to the Sunday Mail, Clydebank now devote a page of their programme to listing the names of all the club's season ticket holders. This reminds of a magnificent tannoy announcement at Rochdale some years back, when Brighton were the visitors. Only a handful had travelled north from the south coast, so after reading out the names of the Albion players, the Dale announcer paused for a second, then said: "And now, here are the names of today's away supporters..."
MASCOTS: In the recent Bristol City v Wolves game, with Wolves 2-1 up at the break, their mascot - Wolfie - started taunting his opposite number, City Cat. So City Cat whacked him. And the little pigs promptly joined in. There to represent a double-glazing firm, Coldseal, they gave a good account of themselves until the five furry
fighters were separated by the steward and slung out. Of course, if Wolfie goes round the little pigs' houses to huff, and puff and blow them down, then their Coldseal windows will no doubt mean they won't feel the slightest breeze - unlike City Cat, who is now walking the streets after getting the push from Ashton Gate, the home of Bristol City.
MANURE NEWS: Manchester United recently spent £325 on spreading 5000 worms across the pitch to burrow their way into the soil and improve drainage - The Daily Mail alleges Manchester United have been cheapskates when making their latest signings, taken on in a bid to stop the Old Trafford pitch cutting up. Our correspondent heard one
of the little critters cry “Wher’m I going?” as he/she (they are hermaphrodites you know!) fell from the bucket. What was the comment about all United fans being fit for the compost pile?
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