There are snakes, snakes, snakes,
As big as garden rakes
At the store. At the store.
There are snakes, snakes, snakes
As big as garden rakes
At the quatermaster, Quatermaster's Store.
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There are mice, mice, mice,
Running through the rice.
At the store. At the store.
There are mice, mice, mice,
Running through the rice
At the quatermaster, Quatermaster's Store.
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There are rats, rats, rats,
As big as alley cats
At the store. At the store.
There are rats, rats, rats,
As big as alley cats
At the quatermaster, Quatermaster's Store.
Other Verses:
Beans . . . as big as submarines
Gravy . . . enough to float the navy
Cakes . . . that give us tummy aches
Eggs . . . with scaly chicken legs
Butter . . . running in the gutter
Lard . . . they sell it by the yard
Bread . . . with great big lumps like lead
Cheese . . . that makes you want to sneeze
Soot . . . they grow it by the foot
Goats . . . eating all the oats
Bees . . . with little knobby knees
Owls . . . shredding paper towels
Apes . . . eating all the grapes
Turtles . . . wearing rubber girdles
Bear . . . with curlers in its hair
Buffaloes . . . with hair between their toes
Foxes . . . stuffed in little boxes
Coke . . . enough to make you choke
Pepsi . . . that gives you apoplexy
Roaches . . . sleeping in the coaches
Flies . . . swarming 'round the pies
Fishes . . . washing all the dishes
Moths . . . eating through the cloths
Scouts . . . eating brussel sprouts
Leaders . . . slapping at the skeeters
*Chorus: He goes flip-flop, wig wag, zig zag
He goes flip-flop, wig wag, zig zag
He goes flip-flop, wig wag, zig zag
Oh, I love Rags and he loves me
I know a dog and his name is Rags
He eats so much that his tummy sags
His ears flip-flop and his tail wig wags
And when he walks he goes zig zag
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My dog Rags, he loves to play
He rolls around in the mud all day
I whistle (whistle) but he doesn't obey
He always runs the other way
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(Addition to chorus) Oh I love Rags and he loves ME!!!
Thanks to Bubbles for teaching this to me last summer!
And in that bog
There was a tree
A rare tree, a rattlin’ tree
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(limb on the tree, branch on the limb, twig on the branch, nest on the twig, egg in the nest, bird in the egg, wing on the bird, feather on the wing, flea on the feather, germ on the flea, moose on the germ)
*Chorus: Ravioli, I like ravioli
Ravioli, It's the best for me!
Leader: Do I have it on my shirt?
Group: Yes you have it on your shirt.
Leader: On my shirt?
Group: On your shirt !
All: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh......
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(Repeat the song with other things like: pants, hat, socks, shoes, hair, face...)
*Chorus: Rise and shine and give God your glory, glory
Rise and shine and give God your glory, glory
Rise and shine and give God your glory, glory
Children of the Lord
The Lord said to Noah
There's gonna be a floody, floody
The Lord said to Noah
There's gonna be a floody, floody
Get those children (clap)out of the muddy, muddy
Children of the Lord
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So Noah, he built them
He built them an arky-arky
So Noah he built them
He built them an arky-arky
Made it out of Hick (clap)ory barky-barky
Children of the Lord
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The animals, they came on,
they came on by twozzs-twozzs
The animals, they came on,
they came on by twozzs-twozzs
Elephants and (clap) kangaroozzs, roozzs
Children of the Lord
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It rained and poured
for forty dayzzs, dayzzs
It rained and poured
for forty dayzzs, dayzzs
Drove those animals (clap)
simply crazy-crazyzzes
Children of the Lord
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The sun came out
and dried up the landy-landy
The sun came out
and dried up the landy-landy
Everything was (clap) fine and dandy-dandy
Children of the Lord
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The animals they came off,
they came off by threezzs-threezzs
The animals they came off,
they came off by threezzs-threezzs
Must've been those (clap) birds and beezzzs, beezzzs
Children of the Lord
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This is the end of,
the end of our story, story
This is the end of,
the end of our story, story
Everything is (clap) hunky dorry-dorry
Children of the Lord
On the banks of the rolling river
Stood Running Bear, brave Indian brave
On the other side of the rolling river
Stood the lovely Indian maid
And her name was Little White Dove
She was lovely as could be
But there tribes fought with each other
So their love could never be
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They couldn't swim the raging river
'Cause the river was too wide
He couldn't reach his little White Dove
Waiting on the other side
In the moonlight he could see her
Blowing kisses cross the waves
Her little heart was beating faster
Waiting for her little brave
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Running Bear jumped into the water
Little White Dove did the same
As they swam on towards each other
In the rushing river waves
As their heads met, and their lips touches
The rolling river pulled them down
Now they'll always be together
In that happy hunting ground
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*Chorus: Sandwiches are beautiful, Sandwiches are fine
I like sandwiches I eat them all the time
I eat them for my dinner, I eat them for my lunch
If I had a hundred sandwiches, I'd eat them all at once
I once met an old man who had a loaf of bread
He saw that I had tuna fish
He looked at me and said
"Your tuna fish is lonely, and my loaf of bread is bare,
We could have some sandwiches if you would care to share"
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Now a sandwich can be egg or cheese or even peanut butter
They all taste so good to me
It really doesn't matter
Ham or Jam Or Cucumber Anything will do
I like sandwiches
How Bout You?
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Now a sandwich made of mice would be just right for an owl
A sandwich made of garbage for a skunk who's on the prowl
Honey for the Honeybee, Duckweed for the duck
A sandwich made of clover for the old woodchuck because
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Once I went to England, I visited the Queen
I tell you that she was the grandest lady that I've seen.
I told her she was beautiful, couldn't ask for more.
She handed me a sandwich and she kicked me through the door
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Once there was a pretty maid, the fairest in the land.
All the men for miles around tried to win her hand.
They offered her the moon and stars, they offered her the sea.
So I offered her a sandwhich and she said she'd marry me
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(Elbows in, chest out, knees together, butt out, head down, tongue out)
1. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny!
Ohhhh!
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2. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
‘Notha
‘Notha who?
‘Notha ether bunny!
Ohhhh!
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3. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella ‘notha ether bunny
Ohhhh!
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4. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep and run over all the ether bunnies
Ohhhh!
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5. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, all the ether bunnies will be back next year!
Ohhhh!
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6. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say ether bunny!
Ohhhh!
*Chorus: Glory, glory, Hallelujah;
Glory, glory, Hallelujah;
Glory, glory, Hallelujah;
She didn't get her (clap, clap) wet, yet.
She waded in the water and she got her ankles wet.
She waded in the water and she got her ankles wet.
She waded in the water and she got her ankles wet.
But she didn't get her (clap, clap) wet.
2. knees
3. thighs
4. She waded in the water and she finally got it wet.
She waded in the water and she finally got it wet.
She waded in the water and she finally got it wet.
She finally got her bathing suit wet.
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat some worms
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First you get a bucket,
Then you get a shovel,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
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First you bite the head off,
Then you suck the guts out,
Then you throw the skins away
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The first one was easy,
The second one made me queasy.
The third one got caught in my throat. UH! UH! UH!
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Up comes the first one
Up comes the second one
The third one never made it down
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Everybody likes me
Nobody hates me
Why did I eat those worms?
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