What do you call
the life story of a car?
An autobiography!
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What goes on for
miles and miles, but never moves?
A highway!
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What does an ape
use to fix his car?
A monkey wrench!
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What would you
have if you car engine started burning?
A fire engine!
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What's harder than
driving a car?
Paying for
it!
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Why is an old car
like a baby?
It never goes anywhere
without a rattle!
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What do you call
a truck hauling a dozen-and-a-half pigs?
An 18-squealer!
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What ten letter
word starts with gas?
Automobile!
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What kind of running
means walking?
Running out of
gas!
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What do you call
a car packed in a crate?
A boxcar!
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What sickness do
racing drivers get?
Indygestion!
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Who drives away
all his customers?
A taxi-cab driver!
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What do frogs give
their cars when they won't start?
A jump start!
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What kind of truck
does a ballerina drive?
A toe truck!
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Why did the turtle
cross the road?
To get to the shell
station!
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How do you get
a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car?
Have him sit in
the front!
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