What kind of truck
is always a he?
A mail truck!
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What kind of car
makes the line down a road disappear?
A racer!
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What happened to
the snow tires the man bought for his car?
They melted!
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Why did the traffic
light turn red?
You would too if
you had to change in the middle of a street!
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What's green and
rides in a ambulance?
A pear-medic!
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What gives milk
and has a horn?
A milk truck!
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What would you
have if everyone in the country had a pink car?
A pink car nation!
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What happened to
the boy that thought he was a muffler?
He woke up exhausted!
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What kind of skateboard
breaks the first time you use it?
A cheap skate!
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What would you
get if you crossed a dog with a 9 foot tall gorilla?
A gorilla who drinks
out of any toilet he pleases!
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