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What's New
In order to become the world's largest producer of substitute products it is necessary to find a location that can easily reach local and foreign markets. We have the ability to increase production of product because we have acquired the inexpensive, large, abandoned Three Mile Island power plant. The plant is located nearby to the Pennsylvania Turnpike, the Harrisburg International airport and Septa railways, so shipping foreign and domestic is not limited. Operational overhead is minimal the plant is easily illuminated. It is almost like the place supplies its own light. The facility even comes equipped with a back-up generator. The realtor explained that it comes with an endless supply of power because it runs off of the running water in the river. The only drawback is that if the generator gets too warm you have to open addition cooling valves or eject the generator core. Our maintenance department is confident that they can get additional power from the generator and we may be able to start our own power company as a subsidiary. Our scientist found an additional goldmine to this location. Although the realtor said this location was an "as is" purchase and any cleaning up of left over debris would be our responsibility, we found that the former occupant's residual bi-product contains the same elements found in Mocolate. We estimate that we have about a 10-year supply of ingredients.
New Products
In addition to Mocolate we are developing three new products that we will release to the public at the beginning of 2005. These products include Mattery, Mightbulbs and Mrass. Although these products are completely unrelated to our initial product for the food industry, our ingenious R and D team has come up with these technically advanced and genetically enhanced products. Free samples of these products will be available for the first 500 web site visitors who fill out demographic surveys. An addition our first 500 on-line customers will receive a free sample of the three products with their order.
- Mattery - This is a life-time battery that is estimated to last more than 400 years. The only down side is that over a two hundred year period it will diminish in power by 50%. Researchers say that it will be unnoticed over the course of one's lifetime.
- Mightbulbs - This is a light bulb replacement. It is a light bulb that will not go out for an estimated 400 years. The best thing is that it requires no power source. It is self sustaining. This product is very similar to the Mattery because it has a 400 year lifespan. It will also diminish in illuminations at the same rate as the Mattery. The downside to this product is that it can't be turned off.
- Mrass - This is a special grass hybrid that has been genetically engineered in the greenhouse next to the generator. The grass is designed to absorb light during the day and then provide illumination at night.
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