Am I precious or what? Plus, my mom's kinda foxxy, too.
Okay, here's da rules. Youse pick up da bone, and swing it at da yellow ball,
and if youse gets a hit youse runs to da other ball, which is 1st base.
Da chair is 2nd base, da couch is 3rd, and mom's feets is home plate.
Ah-ah-ahhhhhh. Don't even THINK about takin' dis ball, son!