GOD SPEAKS

Some new billboards are getting a lot of attention in Dallas. They are "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included.

"Let's meet at my house before the game."
           -God
"C'mon over and bring the kids."
           -God
"What part of 'Thou Shalt Not' didn't you understand."
           -God
"We need to talk."
           -God
"Keep using my name in vain, and I'll make rush hour longer."                    -God
"Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage."
           -God
"That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing... I meant it."
           -God
"I love you and you and you and you and..."
           -God
"Will the road you're on get you to my place?"
           -God
"Follow me."
           -God
"Big bang theory? You've got to be kidding."
           -God
"My way is the highway."
           -God
"Need directions?"
           -God
"You think it's hot here?"
           -God
"Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test."
           -God
"Do you have any idea where you're going?
           -God
"Don't make me come down there."
           -God