The Art of Playing
(Otto's Tao of Play)
There is a real skill to playing, and it must
be studied with an intensity unparalled in the collegiate world.
First, one must appear lazy (adds to the element of
surprise).
Then one must appear tired and unwilling to take part
is silly human acts.
Next is a tough one, you must WAIT. Wait until
the humans are distracted and busy. Then, and only then, you can begin activities.
The activities should include at least the
following:
Unexplainable or recognizable sounds ... they should
be strange enough to warrant "checking". (some examples include gurgling,
whining bursts, and popping barks.)
You should run, in no longer than 2.6 second
intervals from room to room, picking up as many toys as you can.
You should suddenly stop, for no apparent reason and
lick the wall.
If your family is not paying attention, first, chew
the chair they are sitting in. This is a tough one, though, because you have to be
careful not to get distracted by the sheer joy of chewing the chair. Another tip
here is to drink some water and then nudge their butt ... this is really effective if you
forget to swallow the water first! If that doesn't work, go directly to the kitchen
and select a pot from a larger shelf and drag it to the floor. This should get their
attention.
Afterwards sit quietly for your treat. Do all
that is asked for. Then lie down next to them and wait for them to get busy again.
Resume activities listed above.
Insist on playing with a specific toy, one that
involves them, and refuse any and all other toys. If they refuse to play, lie down
with your eyes staring up at them (make sure the white parts are showing for effect) and
fake the hiccups.)
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Good luck, and remember, the Art of Play is an Enlightenment
thing!
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