Notes From a Tree Stand

Thought turn twisted as one hunter struggles with boredom and a bursting bladder

Sure Wish This TREE Would Stop Swaying

Shouldn't Have Had So Much COFFEE THIS MORNING

Can't Hear Anything In This WIND!!
Did I Have 4 Cups Or 5- Or Was It 6?-7?
What A Wind!! Hope That Sound Wasn't The TRUNK!
I've Never Had So Much Java
Saw A Cloud That Looked Just Like A Pony -- NEAT!!
Wonder If Anyone Ever Exploded??
Moss Is Really Strange Stuff -- Can You Eat It?

Just Carved My Initials
Wish I Had A Toothpick -- Moss Is Some Kind Of Stringy!!
Somthing Ran Off When I Groaned -- DAMN!

CAFFENE? KAFFEEN? CAFFEEN?

Mountain Grown

Spooked A Deer When I Started Rocking A Minute Ago - Lord I Hurt

Wonder If I Should Climb Down - That Really Was A Lot Of Coffee....

I Think I'm Dying

I Don't Believe There's Any Deer In This STATE!

Wonder What That Thing Was That Fell Out Of My Scope?

I Just Heard A Weld Pop!?
Wish Those Damn Finches Would Go Away

Not Long Till Football - Yeah!!! GO DALLAS!!!

It's Only 9:15 And I've Already Eaten My Lunch

I Could Be Bowling
DEEKAFF
Bet I Can Spit On That Chipmunk
I Could Have Been A Mountain Man -- I'M TOUGH

My Brother - in -law would probably buy all this gear

Did I Doze Off?
Birds Are Weird