Below is a collection of links to either German language pages (newspapers, songs, etc) or links that offer support and education to people who learn German as a foreign language. I have visited most of these pages and find some of them very useful and visit a few of them regularlz and hope you will like them as well! | Folgend ist eine Anzahl von deutschsprachigen (Zeitungen, Radiostationen etc.) und sich mit Deutsch befassenden (Deutschkurse, Listen und Chatrooms) Links, die ich im Internet gefunden habe oder aus Tips von Freunden gesammelt habe. Ich besuche viele dieser Links häufig und hoffe, sie gefallen Euch auch! |
German Newspapers online | Deutsche Zeitungen im Internet |
German Radio online | Deutsches Radio im Internet |
Text and music of over 1000 German Folk Songs | Text und Musik zu über 1000 dt. Volksliedern |
German Educational Online Chat | Deutscher Internet Chat für Deutschlernende |
German online courses, tests, vocabulary etc | Deutsch Kurse, Texte, Vokabeln, Grammatik etc. |
Germans in foreign countries list | Interessengemeinschaft Deutscher im Ausland IDA |
And here is some funny English for the not-so-fluent .... lustiges Englisch für die nicht ganz-so-flüssigen ...:->
Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ! Letter from a Bavarian to NASA
Greet God,
I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle
in the television. In color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in
the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife.
I am the Kraxelhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock-grandfather.
I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She
has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She
says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become Buergermaster. But I
want not be Buergermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political
shit. I want my Ruah.
And so I want make holidays on the moon. Without my bad half. But I
take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book
a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give my not a window place.
I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free. And no
standing-place please...
And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big
Schrot-Gun. She would make a sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort.
A nice double-room with bath and klo and heating. And windows with look
to the earth. So I can look through my farglass and see my wife working
on the potatoe field.
And I and my dog laugh us a branch (haehae). We will kringel ourself
before laughing (hoehoehoehoe)!
Is what loose on the moon? I need warm weather an I hope the sun shines
every day. This is very good for my frost-boils.
With friendly Servus
Xaver.