Girls who are noisy when quiets required
Girls who wake early when I am tired
Girls who have something wrong with their insides
These are a few of my favourite Guides
Girls who are so wrong and then get all shirty
Girls who cook my food with hands that are dirty
Girls at the theme park who are sick on the rides
These are a few of my favourite Guides
Girls who refuse to try delicious stew
Girls who go hiking get covered in ***
The girl on loo duty who runs off and hides
These are a few of my favourite Guides
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When I turn up on a Wednesday
And I'm wearing blue
I simply remember a few of these girls
and then I am sure I'm mad
