Balderdash is a game of guessing/bluffing the meaning of words. This is a collection of my favorite Balderdash submittals.

Disclaimer: All of the words are real, the definitions are not.

Fatherlasher	The complete opposite of a mother stabber.
Griffonage	An unfortunate injury sustained after a 3-foot jump over a 3 foot 2 inch track hurdle.
Griffonage	Self piercing ear cuff.
Gunkhole	The gunk you get out of a hole - duh!
Haffle	Two quarters of a waffle.
Hogmanay	Self piercing ear cuff. ( Is there a pattern here? Must be an inside joke.)
Jumentous	Foot digits of Israeli men.
Kran	Holy book of K-Mart employees.
Mattoid	Something a puppy leaves on your welcome mat.
Pampootie	What a Bay Watch girl does in the bathroom.
Pismire	An area previously occupied by an outhouse.
Prickmadam	200 lb. woman wearing pink rollers in her kitchen while manning 1-900 phone line.
Ruddock	A physician with a poor bedside manner.
Ruddock	"The red nosed dock worker" (To the tune of "Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer").
Smearcase	O.J. Simpson's defense.
Spaneria	Self piercing ear cuff.
Spitchcock	Famous director who made the movie "The Spirds".
Wanderoo	Wonder Woman's underwear.
Whang	What ain't a leg or a breast on a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Wheeple	Original typo in the Preamble to the Constitution.

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