Biography:

I am somewhere between 40 & 50. I'm originally from Bakersfield, CA but grew up in Beaumont, CA. (French for beautiful mountains.)

I have a Masters in English and find it's very useful (when combined with money) for getting soft drinks at McDonalds. (I can't understand why they keep giving it back me however.)

Somewhere I stumbled into doing computer work and was doomed from there.

But life is good and remember. Wherever you go, there you are.

Career:

I am currently an independent computer consultant, i.e. between jobs. I last worked for a pizza franchise doing IT before they sold half of the franchise.

So if you know of a freeway offramp where there is not a flower concession in place, please let me know. I need the work.

Hobbies:

Mostly I eat, sleep and work on computers. When I'm not doing those things I:

• Go to movies.
• Listen to music - latest favs are David Bowie, Todd Rundgren and several local artists (Allison Sattinger, Mustard, Phoenix Coleman and others)."
• Read technical books.
• Run marathons - NOT!
• Engage in scintillating debate.
• Think about what a boring life I lead.

These are links to other sites - You know what to do.

1. Yes Bill - we hear and obey.
2. Tom Bortels - one of my heroes.