""I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too!" (Barney's theme song, sung to the tune of "This old man". Anyone who has a child under five years old is probably sick of hearing this song!)
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"I hate you, you hate me, let's hang Barney from a tree, Fat purple dinosaur swinging in the breeze, that is what I'd love to see!" (PG-13 version of the same song!)
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"No good deed goes unpunished." (The Ferangi 285th rule of Aquisition, quoted by Quark on the TV show "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine")
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Happiness is like a butterfly. If you pursue it, it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other matters, it comes to you and softly rests on your shoulder." (Author unknown)
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"You can't solve problems for people who don't want their problems solved." Found in a fortune cookie. How profound! (added 8/15/00)
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"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't...You're right!" (Henry Ford)
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"If you can dream it, you can do it" (Walt Disney)
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"Talent on loan from God" (US radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh, acknowledging credit for his abilities)
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"Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend's forehead" (Geico insurance radio commercial, supposedly quoted from a Chinese philosopher. I can't confirm if this is true, however it sounds like good advice.)
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"I'm the king of the world!" (Leonardo DiCaprio, as Jack Dawson, in "Titanic" 1997 movie. Later requoted by Director James Cameron as he received an Oscar for the movie, and by lots of cruise ship passengers everywhere, to the dismay of cruise ship captains.)
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"Your problem lies not in lack of ability, but in a lack of ambition." (My son found this in his fortune cookie. How true!)
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"I have but one yardstick to compare against when handling a big ptoblem. And that yardstick is...Is it good for America? (US President Dwight D. Eisenhower)
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"To see what is right in front of your nose requires a constant struggle." (author George Orwell)
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"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with." (posted from Liz's chat room. Author unknown, or unwilling to admit it! :)
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"Let me win. But if I cannot win, let me be brave in the attempt." (the Special Olympics Oath, said by S.O. athletes at each practice and meets. The Special Olympic motto is "Skill, Courage, Teamwork, Joy.")
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"My statements were legally accurate, however I did not volunteer information" (You know who, August 17, 1998. Compare this to his "I smoked marijuana, however I did not inhale" speech of 1993. Sound like the same old song and dance?)
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"You must not commit adultery. You must not steal. You must not testify falsely as a witness against your fellowman" (Exodus 20:14-16, New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures. For some strange reason I was just inspired to toss this one in.)
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"You can't change the past, and you can't promise the future. All you can do is provide the best NOW that you can." (My foster mother gave me this advice when we became foster parents. She was referring to foster children, but it seems to me like a good way to treat everyone, including yourself.)
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