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Palmer Kinfolk

uncle oldcoot cousin billyray

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Cousin BillyRay is the computer genius of the family

he knows all bout that there computer talk

mouse pad - where mickey & minnie live

screen - helps keep the skeeters off the porch

keyboard - where you hang the keys to the john deere

backup - what you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

byte - what yer pit bull done to cousin jethro

cache - needed when you run out of foodstamps

online - where you try to stay while taking a sobriety test

fax - what you lie about to the irs

modem - what ya did when the weeds and grass got to tall

megahertz - how your head feels after 19 beers


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