Cats are dogs with a college education.
Dogs teach you how to love. Cats teach you how to live!
If you call a cat and it comes running, what you have is a dog.
When dogs leap onto your bed it's because they adore being close to you. When cats leap onto your bed it's because they adore your bed.
The difference between a cat and a dog is that a cat can bark....and doesn't.
There is not a snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods, they have never forgotten this.
Climb your way to the top-thats why the curtains are there.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Sure it's clean laundry. The cat's sleeping on it, isn't he?
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking."
Most beds sleep up to six cats, ten without the owner."
Cats hate a closed door regardless of which side they're on. If they're out they want in and if they're in, they want to get out.
The best seat in the house is where the cat is sleeping.
A cat's sworn duty is to throughly investigate anything new right away.
Dogs eat. Cats dine.
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