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Hello. My name is Mishka Honey Bear. I am
a Chocolate Labrador Retriever. I am named Mishka after the Russian
chocolate candy bar Mishka Kosylapi (pidgeon-toed little bear) made by
the Red October Candy Company. "Honey Bear" is a direct translation
of the roots of the Russian word for bear "Medved". I used to be
a little honey bear. Now, I am an 85lb little honey bear. My
alpha David asked me to take
over his dog-related links because they simply took up too much space.
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Labrador Retrievers
Dogs help people in many, many ways. Historically, we have helped
tend flocks, pull sleds, and guard the family. More recently, we
have begun working as service dogs to help people who are blind, deaf,
mobility impaired, mentally ill, and disabled in just about any other way
you can think of. We also work as therapy dogs visiting the elderly
and sick.
We find it difficult to understand why dogs (and dog owners) are treated
as if they were criminals in many places.
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Dog Gets Death
Sentence for chasing the mail carrier.
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In Madison, WI, the city council is currently considering banning dogs
from certain city streets.
Of course, we do know what the problem is. People have a bad opinion
of dogs because of irresponsible dog owners (BAD human, BAD). For
instance, the reason the Madison city council wants to ban dogs from State
Street is because of feces. It seems that this problem could be corrected
with old bread bags. Put your hand in the bag, pick up the dog waste,
invert the bag, and carry it to an appropriate trash can. Most other
problems can be solved or avoided by training your dog and yourself.
No dog wants to be bad. We just don't know what exactly you want.
And if you don't give us direction, we will take it. The problem
is that we will probably take it in a way that you will not like.
It is never too early or too late to train your dog, although earlier is
better, and makes the process easier and (yes, it is true) lots of fun.
Please, we need you to be our alpha.
Responsible dog owners have trained themselves, in advance, what to do
in emergencies. Below are some good links on first aid:
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Emergency
First Aid for Pets
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Health
Tips
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Some things that are not mentioned in the health tips link that we have
found to be useful:
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Electric clippers, antibacterial soap, and triple antibiotic cream - use
these things to treat hot spots. Hot spots are a skin dermatitis,
the look like red sores. Cut the hair away from the area with the
clippers, wash with antibacterial soap and treat with the cream.
This will at least lessen your dog's discomfort until you can get to the
vet.
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Duct Tape or string - Mishka got a really deep leg wound once. I
had a sock to put over the wound, and wrapped and tied it with a bootlace.
I would have preferred to have some duct tape because it would have held
the sock tighter to the leg.
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Clean water - Invaluable. When you don't have it, all you'll be able
to find is mudpuddles. Good for irrigating wounds, and drinking.
Since you're reading this on the Web, you're probably an egghead nerd like
my alpha, David. He likes microchips in everything. He's got
them in the computer, refrigerator, dishwasher, and the car. He also
had one put in me. It doesn't hurt much (I hate needles), and it
gives permanent identification for my entire life. It can't come
off like a collar, and it isn't ugly like a tattoo. There are other
brands, but we decided on one from Avid.
Other dog-related links:
I'm fascinated by ducks. If only David would make the birds hold
still, I'd be happy to bring them back. So, I got him interested
in waterfowl hunting.
Things I like:
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Pigs ears
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Your Food
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My Food
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Food
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Anything chewable
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Jumping through hoops
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When the people come home from work
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Cage time!
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Beddybie time!
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Ride in the car
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Dusty the dog next door
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Dinnertime!
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Going to the hardware store
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Lumber
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Chewing lumber
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Chewing celery (oops, that's redundant, I already said lumber)
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Going to the greenhouse
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Eating rat poison
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Going to the emergency vet clinic
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Belly rubs
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Garlic
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Visiting gramas
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Playing fetch Cleo the chinchilla - hard
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Playing fetch Tippy the turtle - difficult
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People
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Tea
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Going to the lake
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Going to the stream
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Swimming
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Going to the beach
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Mayzie - rich, dark chocolate, laid-back puppy
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Seda - wolf-like, aloof, but extremely fast
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Carob - fearless in the waves
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Cocoa - a puppy the whole 15 years of her life, now rests in a place where
there is always something gross to carry in her mouth, and something strong
to roll in.
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Addie - a little yellow ball of fun
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Krista - the Beta
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David - the Alpha
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BREAD!
Things I don't like:
Things I'm not sure about yet:
Last updated: 4/4/97
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