This battle takes place after Morning in Vinci: A Fanfic.
Battle #22: Mastermind Revealed
Player name: D'Ron Farfetch'd
BILL appeared!
BILL: Hey D'Ron, do you want to learn the secret story of how I led Fuego the Fire-God to an alternate reality where he will have access to the basic forces of time, thus giving him the means to destroy all reality?
No thanks, Bill, I need to get ready for a fight.
BILL: Well, alright...
BILL walked away!
...hey, wait a second...
D'RON used FLY!
Bill, you didn't give lead Fuego the Fire-God to an alternate reality where he will have access to the basic forces of time, did you?
BILL: Sure I did!
YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR??
BILL: Well, Fuego can be very persuasive. He threatened to melt my head.
Don't you realize you might have doomed us all?!?
BILL's HEAD melted!
This can't be good.
FUEGO appeared!
No, this defineatly isn't good.
FUEGO: Hello, D'Ron. You know, I've been watching you for a while now, and I must say, I'm impressed.
Why thank you, Fuego. Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all.
FUEGO: Did I say impressed? Sorry, English isn't my first language, I get confused sometimes. I meant to say I find your pathtic attempts to destroy me and my plans quite laughable.
So, since my attempts to stop you are so pathetic, I suppose you don't even need to bother killing me, right?
FUEGO: Well, normally I would agree with you, but it's more complicated than that. I have looked into your future, and have determined that it is your destiny to defeat me, unless I kill you first. Besides, my minion, Firebat, has been wasting alot of time and energy trying to kill you, and failing miserably. He's making me look bad in front of my godly peers. And Aphrodite stopped returning my calls. So you see, I need to kill you.
That's okay, just don't throw me in that briar patch!
FUEGO sent out LASER!
D'RON was locked down under the LASER!
Do you expect me to talk, Fuego?
FUEGO: No, Mr. Farfetch'd, I expect you to die!
LASER is moving slowly upward toward a sensitive area of D'RON's anatomy!
Yikes! This sure would be a good time for my allies to arrive and save me from the brink of death!
...
LASER is moving closer!
...Where are those lazy bums, anyway?
LASER is moving still closer to D'RON!
Oh, that's right, they've got Bingo tonight. Looks like I'll need to use my wits to get out of this one!
LASER is moving closer still!
Let's see...I could use my wings as a crude microwave dish, reflecting the light of Venus to create intense heat...or maybe not.
D'RON is almost out of time!
Oh hell, it looks like I'm gonna have to restart again.
D'RON turned GAME BOY OFF!
D'RON turned GAME BOY ON!
Now this time I'll try to escape Fuego's clutches before he captures me.
BILL appeared!
Here I go again...