Timmy's LinX to the Internet, but first
let's sing the Web Spider-Duck theme Song!!
(Sung to the tune of the 1960's Spider-man theme song)*
Spider-Tim, Spider-Tim
Does whatever a spider whims
Spins a web, jumbo size
Likes to have it with his fries
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Tim
Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He smells just like mud and crud!
Can he swing from a thread?
If he tries, he'll be dead.
Hey there, there goes the Spider-Tim
In the dark of night,
At the scene of the crime
Like a streak of light
He gets away just in time
Spider-Tim, Spider-Tim
Evil Duck-God Spider-Tim
Wealth and fame, he addores
But in the end, he's ignored
To him, life is a great big throw-up
Wherever there's a blow-up
You'll find the Spider-Tim!
Feeling a bit woosey? Wanna get out of here real fast? Here's a few places you can go..
MST3k NOW!: This link brings you to the page behind the show. The page that has always been there for moral support and constructive beatings to bring you to your senses.
Info NOW!: This link brings you to a place that has all the infomation you need in order to er.. uh.. Well I guess you really don't need the information, but it does have info about that silly MST3k show..
Mike Nelson NOW!:This link brings you to Michael Nelson's monthly columns for Home Theater Magazine.
If you liked Mike's entries into the ACEG then you'll just *LOVE* this stuff.
Low Budget NOW!.. er.. NOW!!: This page has it all. Well at least all that you can expect for free. Home to Deep Ape and the Swinging Bobo gif.
Daktari Stool NOW!They say a picture tells a thousand words. Well then this site has a lot to say about *EVERY* episode of MST3k
Web Site #9 NOW!This site contains 1 or more of
the following: fictional potrayals of Mike/Joel & The Bots, Texts so bad that they'll (thankfully) never get made into movies, and copyright notices galore!
Deep Blurt NOW!This is a web page for those of you who 1: Think newsgroups were a bad idea from the get-go, 2: Can't access the Mst3k newsgroups, or 3: You just like to chat about Mst3k.
Spider-Man NOW!:This link brings you to a site that has news & reviews about the 'graphic novel'. Also there's a WAV file of the 1960's theme song there. I also 'borrowed' the webbing from that page for use on this one.
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