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Q: How do blonde braincells die ? 
A: Alone.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? 
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!"
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? 
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. 
Q: What's the difference betweena blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining. 
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? 
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? 
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? 
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt." 
Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? 
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.
Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?
A: She opens the car door. 
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? 
A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q: Why does the blonde stand in front of a window during a thunder storm?
A: She loves taking pictures (flashes, got it?).
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"
A: "No, I just lie there."
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier......"
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? 
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
A: She didn't know what ONE came first...
Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
A2: Their mothers told them not with their mouths full.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? 
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? 
A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline? 
A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a  flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry?
A: Because you don't have to marry them for sex!
Q: Why do blondes have legs? 
A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common?
A: They're both stuck up c*nts!
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.
Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ?
A: So they know when to stop having sex !
Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? 
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.
IDU DVIJE PLAVUSE ULICOM.NA ULICNOJ LAMPI JE BIO OBJESEN OGLAS DA SE IZNAJMLJUJE STAN.I DODU PLAVUSE PA POKUCAJU NA LAMPU,KAKO BI IZNAJMILE STAN.NITKO NE ODGOVARA.POKUCAJU PONOVNO.PRVA PLAVUSA:AJDE IDEMO,NEME NIKOG DOMA. DRUGA:MA KAKO NEMA VIDIS DA JE SVIJETLO UPALJENO. 
PLOVI PLAVUSA CAMCEM PO ZITU......UGLEDA JU DRUGA PLAVUSA,KOJA SE VOZILA U AUTU,I KAZE,;"E STO SI GLUPA,PLOVIS PO ZITU.DA ZNAM PLIVATI,SAD BIH TE ISTUKLA" 
STO PISE PLAVUSI NA GROBU? >>NAPOKON LEZI SAMA 
Q: Što je plavuša izmeðu dvije crnke? 
A: Umna blokada! 
- Zasto plavusa nosi sal oko vrata kad radi na kompjuteru?
- Ima otvorene Windowse. 
Sta kaze plavusa kad sazna da je trudna? -Jeste sigurni da je moje? 
Zasto plavusa nevoli dojiti svoju bebu? Zato jer je jako boli kad podgrijava mlijeko. 
- Koliko treba plavu¹a da zatvori krug?
- Dvije! Jedna se kupa, a druga da joj doda fen. 
- Zakaj plavušu pokapaju u trokutasti kovèeg?
- Èim legne rasiri noge. 


 

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