1. If you strangle a Smurf what color does it go?
2. If you eat enough carrots do you turn into a rabbit? (Someone we know is actually trying this out so we will post the answer when he has finished!)
3. When the three little pigs said "not on my chinny chin chin" what on earth were they talking about?
4. Where do babies come from?
5. If you can never get 'there' and you are never 'here' then where are you?
6. What did the blind man looking for the black cat in the dark room which wasn't really there say to his deaf wife?
7. What is the best way to carry gloves?
8. In Alfred Hitchcocks "The 39 Steps", When the man is speaking to the woman in the kitchen at the beginning. Why does he throw a cigarette on the carpet?
9. In John Lennon's song "I am the Walrus" Who are the eggman?
10. Who is the Walrus?
11. Why are there Penguins?
12. And what does guu guu joob guu guu joob mean?
Stupid Quotes:
¥ Adam's sister, after shaking a Christmas present:'I think there's something inside this!'
¥ Chris "Computers are meant to be user friendly." Adam "but your not a friendly user!"
I WONDER ?
