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You may or may not have heard of the "underpants" jokes for Star Wars.  Well, if you haven't, what the idea is
is to replace some word from famous Star Wars lines with the words "underwear" or "underpants" to make them
funny.  Now, we take credit for all the ones pertaining to Episode One, but, the others came from Dateline.  Enjoy!

I sense a  tremor in my underpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

You are unwise to lower your underpants.

We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down.

She must have hidden the plans in her underpants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.

These underpants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

I find your lack of underpants disturbing.

These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

Han will have those underpants down. We've got to give him more time!

General Veers, prepare your underpants for a surface assault.

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home.

TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your underpants?

Lock the door. And hope they don't have underpants.

Governor Tarkin. I should've recognized your foul underpants when I was brought on board.

You look strong enough to pull the underpants off of a Gundark.

Luke, help me take these underpants off.

Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your underpants.

That blast came from those underpants. That thing's operational!

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this.

Maybe you'd like it back in your underpants, your highness.

Your underpants betray you. Yours feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!

Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

Yeah, well short underpants is better than no underpants at all, Chewie.

Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my underpants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants.

You came in those underpants? You're braver than I thought.

I come before you under the gravest of circumstances, my underwear has been invaded by the droid armies of the Trade Ferdation

I will not condone a course of action that will lead us into my underwear

Yoda: Fear leads to anger, anger leads to underpants, underpants, lead to chafing!

Revealed your underpants are

Finding these underpants was the will of the force, I have no doubt of it

Your occupation of my underwear has ended

Captain Tarpals: Jar Jar! Usen de underwear! JarJar: But mesan no HAVE underwear! Captain Tarpals: Here! Taken these!

Lord Maul, be mindful, let them change their underwear

It is impossible to locate the underwear, they're out of our range

This is my apprentice, Darth Maul, he will find your lost underwear

Mesa hatin` underwear, dat's da last thing mesa wantin!

Each slave is fitted with a small pair of underwear... Any attempt to escape- Anakin: and they blow you up! BOOM

But master Yoda said I should be mindful of my underpants

Den crash in der bosses underwear, den banished

Underwear generator's been hit!

Wit' no nutin underwear to trade

We'll need to land somewhere to get some new underwear

I fear that by the time you have control of my underwear, there will be nothing left of our people, our way of life

Gungans gonna get underpants too, eh? -Amidala: I hope not

Oh! Looks like Quadrinaros just lost his underpants!

These federation types are cowards, the underwear will be short

At last we will reveal our underwear to the Jedi

I pray that you will bring sanity and compassion back to your underpants

Yousa thinkin`, yousa have no underpants?

Go back, be realistic, they'll force you to wear underwear!

Go back, be realistic, they'll force you to sign their underwear!

Turmoil has engulfed the galactic republic, the taxation of underwear is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy trade federation has stopped all shipping of underwear to the small planet of Naboo. While the congress of the republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the supreme chancellor has secretly dispactched two Jedi knights, the guardians of the fruit and the loom in the galaxy,  to settle the conflict....

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