Silly Songs with Coneflower

Me and my cousin, Damsel, were hyped up one night. SO, we made up newsie-related songs after we became inspired by Raindrop's alternation of songs into newsies songs! The first three are by Damsel and I; the others are by me.


Daisy, Daisy
(((Me and Damsel just made up verses for our fave newsie guys. And, Raindrop already made up verses for the other newsies))

~Coneflower's Version~
Mushie Mushie gimme your answer do.
I'd be crazy to let anyone else have you!
We'll have an awesome marriage!
We'll live in a carriage!
Cause you'll love me and I'll love you in a carriage built for two!

~Damsel's Version~
Blinkey Blinkey gimme your answer NOW!
I want to propose, but baby I don't know how!
We'll have the bestest marriage: a horse instead of a carriage.
And we'll look sweet upon its seat on the way to Timbuktu!

Camptown Races
((I know the tune, but didn't know the name of it. Damsel did through! It's a cute song!))
Newsies Newsies sing your song!
Doo dah. Doo dah. Sell those papers all day long.
Oh doo dah day. Gonna sell my papes!
Earn a penny each!
Then i'll go down to Tibby's and get something to eat!

The Snoddy Song

I felt bad for Snoddy. Poor Snoddy! So, I wrote a little song about him. I dedicated this song to Piper because I only mentioned Snoddy once on my site and I'm so sorry, Piper! Okay, this is how it goes.

*cues upbeat poka music*

Oh…………
I know a boy
His name is Snoddy
But………..
His name Snoddy
Really doesn't fit
'Cause……..
He is too cute
And, he's really not a snob
And, he doesn't ever wipe snod (snot)
Off his nose
with a seed pod
No…………
He really isn't a Snoddy
Maybe we should call him Bob *shrugs*

*end of song*

The Pie Eater Song

Pie Eater, Pie Eater, Ra Ra Ra
He is a newsie, La La La
He sells papes day and night
and does back flips when there's a strike
He wears a yellow shirt and matching brown pants
and leaps all about as they dance
His name is Pie Eater, he likes to sing
He is a newsie, ring-a-ding-ding

The Joey song

My friend, Raven, wrote this about Joseph Conrad better known as JAKE in Newsies. It's set the the Goldfish song. And she mentioned me in it! Thanks Raven!

I love Joey 'cause he's so delicious {or attractive}!
Gotta love Conrad! {or Joseph}
I could love him every day,
Me and Coney, that's okay!
Gotta love Conrad!

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