Okay, here's my page. The Place To Be... you bet it is. Now, there are many things to do here. For instance, go ahead and click on my picture to learn more about me... and some other cool things about my life.  

If you don't like that idea... there's plenty more. Check out the television page, or maybe some bands... perhaps movies... or just some cool stuff! Whatever you do... don't look directly into my eyes, or you'll be brain-washed, and will become a zombie that eat's human brains!  

Oh yeah, stay away from the Jade Monkey, Mr. Peepers, Mr. Marbles and Mr. Shush....  they don't like to be disturbed...  
 
 
Anything and everything that is cool, will be found in this section. If it's not there... it's not cool.  

I could tell what is cool, but better yet, why don't you just go here and see for yourself? Huh?
 
Want stuff?  I got stuff! Many pages here on several of my favourite bands, like Kenny G, John Tesh, Michael Bolton... oooppps... that's a list of people I'd like to kill...  

Actually, there'll be stuff on many good bands... want to know which ones... go there and find out for yourself. If you like em, great! If not... you're a dumbhead. 
 
Pages on some of my favourite movies. There's stills, sounds, reviews, links and plenty more right here.  

Have a look around... see if your taste is similar to mine. If so, get help... and get it soon. If you wait, it could be too late. Just look at me, I've gone too far... it's over.
 
Click on the television logo, and you'll go to a page with stuff on some of my favourite tv shows. Seinfeld... The Simpsons, among others each have separate pages dedicated to their show, with pictures... sounds, and maybe more!  

See it for yourself. Go on.. now.... what are you waiting for... go... leave... 
 
Are you bored like me? If you're here... then you probably are. How about mailing me? That's always good fun.  

How about some questions... anything. Who shot JFK? Is Elvis alive? Am I mentally unstable? I'll answer anything you throw at me.  

Or maybe you'd like some advice on how to scare people... you know... death threats. Go ahead, practice on me! I don't mind. Really...