Ferris Bueller's Day Off

• "Bite the big one, Junior..."
  
  
• "I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"
  
  
• "That's it-- I want out of this family!!"
  
  
• "How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?"
  
  
• "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."
  
  
• "Bueller?....... Bueller?.......Bueller?"
  "Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
  
  
• "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
  
  
• "Tell you what, dipsh!t-- if you don't like my policies, you can just come on down here and smooch my big, old white butt!"
  
  
• "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"
  
  
• "Call me 'sir', goddamnit!"
  
  
• "Well you just mind your P's and Q's, buster, and remember who you're dealin' with."
  
  
• "Don't ask me to participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it!!"
  
  
• "The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion..."
  "It is his fault he didn't lock the gararge."
  
  
• Ferris plays "The Blue Danube" on his keyboard with cough sounds.
  
  
• Cameron's answering machine message.
  
  
• "When Cameron was in Egypt's Land. Let my Cameron go..."
  
  
• Ferris dances to "I Dream of Jeannie".
  
  
• "I appreciate your understanding."
  "Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself."
  "Thank you."
  "Don't mention it."
  
  
• Cameron: "Eh... batta batta batta batta suuuwing batta... c'mon.."
  Ferris/Cameron: "Eh... batta batta batta suuuwing batta..."
  Cameron: "Hecan'thithecan'thithecan'thithecan'thithecan'thit suuuuwing batta..."
  
  
• (Ferris in the parade)
  "Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites, and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. Cameron Frye...this one's for you."
  
  
• "Here's where Cameron goes bezerk."
  
  
• "Whoa...Holy Shit!"
  
  
• "If you say Ferris Bueller you lose a testicle."
  "Oh, you know him?"
  
  
• "I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind."
  
  
• "Why don't you put your thumb up your butt?"
  
  
• "He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body."
  "He makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed."
  
  
• "The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads... they all adore him. They think he's a rightous dude."
  
  
• "He'll keep callin' me....he'll keep callin' me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty...THIS IS.... This is ridiculous, ok? I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go... wai.. I'll go... shit!"
  (car starts, then stops, sounds of Cameron hitting his hand against the car's seat)
  "GOD DAMMIT!"
  (car starts and roars, Cameron screams, car stops.)
  "Forget it... that's it."
  
  
• "You're still here? It's over! Go home! Go!"