DO IT IN BED. DO IT IN TRAFFIC. DO IT WHILE WATCHING TV. DO IT WITH A PARTNER. DO IT ALONE. DO IT AT WORK. DO IT.

FLOSS OR DIE.

Some of you are not flossing out there. Toothfairy knows. My contract states that I am not allowed to give money to adults. So don't think if you do not floss and your teeth rot out of your head, that you can put them under your pillow. It doesn't pay. Tooth Fairy notes
Hey kids, loose a tooth and TOOTHWIZARD will e-mail you a special message.... check it out on COLGATE HOME PAGE...

Links to other sites on the Web

American Dental Association
National Council Against Health Fraud
Visit the TOOTHWIZARD (my distant cousin. Very distant)
Dental Resources
Feline Fangs
Artists' Teeth

STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT EXCITING EPISODE.

How to Floss


OR.... "ALL TIED UP".

© 1996 jackied@juno.com


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