You thought you'd find girls here, right? Well, not yet. I'm actually in search of gals for the magazine. If there are any girls out there who would like to grace the pages of The Horse, this is your opportunity to bare your soul (and other parts).

If stardom, movie offers and celebrity hobnobbing appeal to you, move on. If shameless posing for a hard-core chopper magazine charges your battery, then you've come to the right place. This is the perfect chance to create the kind of checkered past you've always envied in big named movie stars. If you lack ambition but have an attitude, that's good enough for me.

Interested girls should contact me at: 810-566-0306, or email me at: recon@ees.eesc.com. You will get paid, but don't dump the old man yet.

Posing for The Horse is not just a job, it's an adventure.