Tanman's Joke Page

I just started this page and haven't had time to put in many of my jokes so please bear with me for a few days.

A bellboy delivers a fancy dinner for two to the honeymoon suite. "Will there be anything else, sir?" he asks. "No, thankyou," the gentleman replies. The bellboy notices a sexy satin negligee on the bed. "Can I get anything for your wife?" he asks. "Good idea!" the fellow says. "Bring me up a postcard."

An Inca chief was captured by the Spanish. The captain said to his interpreter, "Tell him if he doesn't reveal where they've hidden all their gold, we will burn his feet in the fire." The Inca chief says to the interpreter, "I'd rather die than tell you where the gold is." With that, they burned his feet. The captain then told the interpreter, "Tell him if he doesn't reveal where the gold is we will hang him from that tree." Again the chief replied, "I'd rather die than tell you where the gold is." With that they hung him until he could hardly breathe. The Spanish captain then said to the interpreter, "Tell him if he doesn't reveal where the gold is, we will skin him alive." The chief could stand it no longer so he whispered to the interpreter, "The gold is hidden in a cave behind the waterfall." The interpreter turned to the captain: "He said he would rather die than tell you where the gold is."

This isn't a joke but a real life happening to a friend of mine and I thought it was funny so I'm sharing it with you! This friend of mine was living in an older part of town where they still have alleys behind the houses and place their garbage there for weekly pickup. He was having problems with a dog from somewhere in the neighborhood getting into his garbage and dumping it all over and making a big mess. One early morning he heard the clatter bang crash of his garbage can and jumped out of bed and went running out the back door into his back yard screaming obscenities at the dog only to find the garbage collector standing there at the back of his truck emptying his garbage can. He stopped dead in his tracks and then decided on a hasty retreat as, you see, he sleeps in the nude!

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