Personal Favorite: Forty-one drivers are going to taste the rainbow this year, whether they like it or not.
Drive too fast, they'll call you reckless;
Drive too slow, they'll call you gutless;
Win, and they'll say much worse.
Sunday is a day of rest;
Untill the green flag drops.
This is the only place where the banks are open on Sundays.
When the green flag drops;
the bull stops.
Ever notice how the best weekends are a blur?
Our drivers are so fast,
even the photographers can't catch them.
If you don't want to win,
no one will stop you.
The only speedometer is in your head.
And it always reads "Not fast enough."
In our sport if something goes out of bounds,
it more than likely isn't coming back in.
We test our cars in a controlled environment.
If you call trading paint at 200mph controlled.
Why walk on the wild side,
when you can drive it?
Seen on Nascar shirts:
No second chances
No time outs
No overtimes
Everthing else is just a game.
No unnecessary parts.
Just a ton of metal and nerves of steel.
What you see is what you get,
Just don't blink.
In a dog eat dog world,
it's good to be the fastest dog.
On a Jimmy Spencer t-shirt:
Mess with the bull,
and you'll get the horns.
On a Rusty Wallace t-shirts:
We bust ours so we can kick yours.
Warning
The surgeon general said nothing about smoking the competition.
On an Ernie Irvan shirts:
These colors don't run,
they fly.
How does a race fan spell No Fear?
I-R-V-A-N
Seen on a bumper sticker:
I'm not tailgating,
I'm drafting.