Bad Toys

My Little Uzi
The Lead Paint-By-Numbers Set
The GI Joe Rooftop Parachute Kit
Mattel Chicken Bone Crib Toy
The Driveway Diving Board
My Little Rattlesnake
My First Chain Saw
Kenner's Baby Colic-A-Lot
The Junior Surgeon Scalpel And Tourniquet Kit
Birth Control Barbie
The Black & Decker Silly Driller
The Li'l Swami Bed O' Nails
The Mommy's Little Helper Butcher Knife
My Abandoned Refrigerator Playhouse
The Bamboo Pole Vault
Ronco's Pocket Bee Hive
The Junior Fire Eater Kerosene Play Kit
Monica Lewinsky's 'Disappearing Cigar' Magic Trick
The Jimmy Hoffa, Concrete Scuba Suit
The Pit Bull Tease Toy
'Oooh You're Blue!' - The Hold Your Breath Game
The Bathtub Toaster
Kenner's Angry Bird-In-A-Bag
Do-It-Yourself Nipple Piercing Kit
'Cat...The Other White Meat' Cookbook
The Junior Electrician Outlet Patrol
The Butane Nose Hair Remover
Little Rancher Pet Branding Iron
My First Hustler
Adobe Contact Lenses
Mattel's PMS Barbie
The Lee Press-On Sucking Chest Wound
Junior Lineman Power Pole Climbing Gear
Radiator Fan Magic Kit
Mr. Grenade Head Doll
Pick-Up Shards
Mattel's 'Hit & Run'
Rudolph's Red Nosed Sobriety Test
Sherri's Blowtorch Bakeoven
The 'Make Your Own Gasoline' Chemistry Set
Chewable Leggos
'Shocky' The Electric Eel Bath Toy
The 'I Can Drive Dad's Car' Booster Seat
The 'Chunks O' Plastic Gargling Game
Engineer Mickey's Treetop Birdman Suit
The Super-Soaker Bike-Jacking Kit
The 'Dice Man' Story Doll
The Sewing Scissor Relay Race
From 'Indoor Fireworks'...Microwavable Forks!
Bill Clinton's 'I'll Show You Mine, If You Show Me Yours' Game
Tasty Treat Fungus Farm
The Sammy Davis Jr. Eye Gouge Game
'Fencing With Fireplace Tools'...The Rule Book
The Fishing Lure Cat Toy
The Weedeater Carpet Trimmer
The 'Mr. Look-At-The-Sun' Telescope
Hasbro's Slippery Steps
The Chimney Explorer From Ronco
My First Ferret Farm
'Gonads Of The Animal Kingdom' Chess Set
'Here Kitty Kitty' Home Declawing Kit
'Will It Burn?'...From Parker Bros.
Finger Tip Jumper Cables
The 'Spotters Are For Wussies' 500 Lb. Bar Bell Set
GI Gerbil
From Disney: 'The Dumbo Flying Elephant Meat Thermometer'
'Let's Make Head Cheese' Cookbook
Eight Maids A Milking
Shower Skates
Bob Guccione's Pictionary
From Parker Brothers: 'Nose Candyland'
Barney's 'Help The Butcher' Meathook
Little Mermaid Tail Grafter Kit
Beavis & Butthead's 'Here Kitty Kitty Firecracker Pull Toy
Bob Packwood's 'My First Diary' And 'That's Not My Finger' Game
Michael Jackson Sleeping Bag (Fits Two)
Bart Simpson's 'Eat My Shorts' Game
Baby's First Bungee Jump Cord
Uncle Floyd's Napalm Bird Bath
The 220 Volt 'Let's Surprise The Cat' Litter Box
Little Mr. Lumpy Speed Bump Camouflage
Grand Canyon Photography Kit
Bill Clinton's 'Fake Bible' (Swear To Anything...It Won't Count)
Gasoline Powered Hula Hoop
Lorena Bobbit's 'Truth Or Dare'
Richard Gere's 'FunWith Gerbils' Picture Book
'Tastes Of Mexico' Flavor Straw Assortment
'Look Mom! Up Here!' Hot Air Balloon Kit
Ammo-Of-The-Month Club
Nicolle Brown Simpson Pez Dispenser
Michael Jackson's 'Name That Flavor' Sucker Assortment
Mr. Rodgers' 'Fun With Staple Guns' Game
Elton John's 'Don't Drop The Soap' Shower Game
Lorena Bobbit's 'What's In This Soup?' Cookbook
The Kraft Cheese Yo-Yo


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