The Donut King |
doughnut in space, mankind has suffered from an unstoppable craving for Gods most favoured fruit: The Doughnut. Generations of doughnut kings have strived to bring to you, there followers, as much of this sacred food as possible. But, it is only in this generation, with the invention of the internet that I, the current ruler, am able to bring these teachings to the world. The following is of the utmost importance and should be treated with the same love and respect as any other Holy text. My only hope is that these teachings reach as many people as possible and that the world comes to realise just how sacred the doughnut is." |
Donut Cam' (Refesh every 5 seconds) |