"Making the world a better, safer, less confusing place through the production of genetic abominations."

Biological Replicant: Raymond Chow
Raymond Chow, university student: a man barely alive. We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to clone the world's first genetically-enhanced man. Raymond Chow will be that man! Better than he was before. Better... Stronger... Faster...

RC-800 Series Progress Report:


The first Raymond Chow series were trained to function as skilled assassins. They were genetically altered to be dependent on corn flakes, and must consume corn flakes daily to survive. They were released into the general population, in an experimental field test.

  • Corn flake consumption: 20 boxes per annum
  • Assassinations: NONE
  • Infiltrated Government Institutions: Took a tour of Parliament buildings
  • Vehicles Commandeered: One Schwinn mountain bike
  • Quality Index: Not better
  • Strength Index: Not stronger
  • Speed Index: Not faster
  • Current Status: RC-800 series discontinued
  • RC-2000 Project:


    The second generation models are already in development. Details of the project are not available at this time.