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"When we walk to the edge of all the light we have and take the step into the darkness of the unknown, we must believe that one of two things must happen:

there will be something solid for us to stand on, or we will be taught to fly."

- Patrick Overton

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A man is a person who, if a woman says, 'Never mind, I'll do it myself', lets her.	“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.” - Woody Allen
A woman is a person who,if she says to a man, 'Never mind, I'll do it myself', and he lets her, she gets mad.
A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, 'Never mind, I'll do it myself', and he lets her and she gets mad, says " now what are you mad about?"
A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, 'Never mind, I'll do it myself', and he lets her, she gets mad and he says " now what are you mad about?" says...." if you don't know I'm not going to tell you".
" A fool and his money are soon elected." - Will Rogers.

"After all is said and done, usually more is said." - unknown

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

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Pat Buchanan: to steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and
there was much rejoicing.

Colonel Sanders: "I missed one?"

L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

Bill Clinton: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any
chickens.

Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes!, the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Ronald Reagan: What chicken?

Bill Clinton (again): I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.

Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Fox Mulder: You saw it cross with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates: I have just released "Chicken Coop 2008", which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.

Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Bill Clinton (also, again): Define "cross."

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