Hello, my name is Austin R Thornton

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YOU are lucky enough to be one of the victims of my first attempts at constructing a webpage. As such, it is a work in progress, with all that that implies. At this time, it is an exercise in futility to attempt to click on any category listed in the Table of Contents. If you see a category that interests you, simply scroll down the page until you reach the links associated with that category; then click on a likely-looking link.

Be advised that some of the following links may contain material that is not suitable viewing for those of you who are less than 18 years of age or are easily offended by either ethnic and/or religious slander as well as explicit language and/or pictures.

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1. Frequently Abused Links

2. News Links

3. Current Events/Politics

4. Web Resources

5. Science

6. Health

7. Religion

8. History

9. News Parodies

10. Other Parodies

11. Jokes, Humor, and Entertainment

12. Adult Humor

13. Kids' Sites

14. Math and Logic Problems

15. Jerry's Links

16. Misscellaneous

Please scroll down to the category that you are interested in and click on the desired link. Thank you.

Frequently Abused Links{1}

Yahoo!Yahooligans!The Weather Underground
The Official Time Access AtlantaNeil Boortz Web Site
The Drudge Report MARTA The World Net Daily
Hot Mail The News Behind the News

News Links{2}
Salon Nando Times Obscure News Stories
Reason Magazine Consumer NewsCapitol Hill Blue
Oddly EnoughCrime/Justice/Safety News Bill Maher
Time On-Line A Political E-zine Jewish World Review
The Exile My Alta Vista
Current Events/Politics{3}
The Libertarian Party Political CartoonsInt. Political Cartoons
Pres. Election 2000 CA Gun Control ReferendumSelect Smart
Income Tax ReformLegal Updates/Clinton Southeastern Legal Foundation
Human Atrocities Politics in Germany The Black Avenger
Sportcut 2nd Amendment Foundation
 Web Resources{4}
Essential Links Web Quick Reference Internet Starting Points
Deja. Com Int. Search EngineSearchopolis
Google Go Phone/E-mail Directories
Web Sites More Web SitesInternet Public Library
Encyclopedia BrittanicaAbout.ComInternet Services (German)
The DictionaryForeign Language Resources www.cjb.net
Start Page/ Best of Web
 Science {5}
NASA HeadquartersThe Hubble Telescope NASA Space Projects
Griffiths ObservatoryNOAA Drought Assessment The Solar System Live
The Mars Polar Lander
 Health{6}

Medscape Health CentralHardin Meta Directory
On Health Health AnswersCenters for Disease Control
Adam Health Information Center
 Religion {7}
Catholic Internet Directory A Latin Mass Community Classic Roman Catholic Sources
The Theology WebsiteChristian Search Engine Jerry's Christian Page
Church of England A Biblical Study CenterA Non-Papal Catholic Church
An Anglo-Catholic ChurchThe Tridentine Mass The Catholic Liturgical Library
Jubilee 2000
 History {8}
The History ChannelPictoral History/Nixon YearsThe Human Language Page
The Berlin WallThe World FactbookHistory Timelines
The Perseus Project
News Parodies{9}
Drudge Parodies Another Drudge Parody(?)With President Clinton
Hillary For Senator Bush For PresidentSamual Clemens For President
A News Parody The Onion Art With a Twist
The Daily Buzzsaw

Other Parodies{10}
Lassie KillsBatman Parody Winnie the Pooh Parody
Star Trek Parodies Landover Baptist Church'Twas the Night Before Xmas
Mr Ed Meets the BeaverPlaydog MagazineThe Great God Contest
Playcow Magazine
Jokes and Entertainment{11}
A Look At "Lost In Space" Astronerdboy's Comic StripsBad Candy Web Page
Bamdad's Math Comics Calvin and HobbesDave Barry
Discriminant BoyExam HumorLetterman Top Ten Lists
Manister Primary Space JokesMcNelly HomepageOn Improving the Gene Pool
Rodney Dangerfield WebsiteScott's Page of EvilSpace Jokes
Stu's Comic Strip ConnectionsThe Liberal Aptitude TestThe Nerd Test
Wasting Time With DanWisdom of the AgesY2K Humor (1)
Y2K Humor (2)
 Adult Humor{12}
Clinton Scandal HumorInteractive Joke SiteImpeachment Aftermath
Blackie's Comedy ShopHa, Ha, Ha, Now That's... Paul Taylor - Public Offender
National Lampoon Ebonics HumorZero's World of the Bizarre
More Ebonics HumorThe Zoo (and more) Tasteless Humor
The Laugh Net Random Jokes
Kids' Sites{13}
Yahooligans! Kids' NewsKids' Page About Coins
Fun Page Searchopolis School Site Directory
Bonus.Com School Subjects IPL (for kids)
Go (for kids)
 Math and Logic Problems{14}
Puzzles and GamesBrain Teasers Brain Bashers
Mathsnet
Jerry's Links{15}
Austin's Page
pf0 Portalshtm Lonch
Jerry's Index
Miscellaneous{16}
Boy Scouts of America(1)Boy Scouts of America(2)Boy Scouts of America(3)
Create Your Own Newspaper Complaint Letter GeneratorCyber Yugoslavia
The Death Test Free Stuff The Gallery of Crime
Global Potato NewsGoing Places H&R Block
HTML Tutorial (1) HTML Tutorial (2)Free IQ Test
James Bond WebsiteThe Map MachineNJ Paranormal Research Group
PBS WebsitePictures From New YorkPictures From Oslo
Obscure PatentsSelect Smart Orphanage of Cast-off Mascots
Sherlockian HolmepageSong LyricsA Virtual Zoo
Useless KnowledgeWeb ExhibitsYou and Your Mouse
Your Personality You've Got A Bad Job? Dave's Web of Lies


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Kids' Sites Math and Logic Problems Jerry's Links
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