Miguel and Tulio's Page

Maintainer's Note: Since this movie was just released and is still in theatres, this is obviously an incomplete page. When the video is released, each hero will have their seperate page the same size as all the other heroes on this page. :-)

Miguel and Tulio

Movie ~ The Road to El Dorado
Miguel's Voice ~ Kenneth Brannagh
Tulio's Voice ~ Kevin Kline
Company ~ Dreamworks
Currently In Theatres! I give it an A-

Miguel and Tulio's Story

Tulio and Miguel, a pair of two-bit con men, believe they have found their path to fortune and glory when they win a map to El Dorado, the legendary City of Gold. There’s only one problem they’ve wound up locked in the brig on a ship of the Spanish explorer Cortes. After a daring escape, with the help of a clever war horse named Altivo, they manage to stumble onto El Dorado only to find their troubles are just beginning. The High Priest Tzekel-Kan proclaims them to be gods, plotting to use their fortuitous arrival to take power from the Chief. To sustain the ruse and get the gold, Tulio and Miguel must enlist the aid of the beautiful native Chel, who matches them con-for-con. But time is running out, and even as they fulfill their dreams of gold, their friendship and the very fate of El Dorado hang in the balance.
With Tulio being the practical one and Miguel being the dreamer with his head in the clouds, both are very likeable heroes for El Dorado!

Miguel and Tulio's Quotes

Miguel: "Well, at least things can't get any..."
It starts to pour down rain
Tulio: "Were you going to say WORSE?!?"

Miguel: Did you ever imagine that it would end...like this?
Tulio: Yes, but the horse is a surprise.

Chel: What would they say if they found someone like me with a God like you?
Tulio: That I'm some lucky God?

Tulio: Your horse bit me in the BUTT !!

*they jump over a large wall and come face-to-face with a large bull*
Tulio: Here's an idea...how about you pet him...
Miguel: Yes, yes, very good -- and?Tulio: And I...RUN !!!

Miguel: We did it! We actully did it! This island is El Dorado! El Dorado! *breathing heavily*
Tulio: You drank sea water, didn't you?

Tulio: Well, it's *not* a prybar.

Tulio: "Here's the boat, here's the gate. Here's the boat, here's the gate. Here's the boat, here's the gate. Here's the goat, here's the bait!"

Miguel: (Looking down at two barrels of water) I bet we can make that!
Tulio: Two pesetas says we can't! (They leap down and make it into the barrels)
Miguel: (Inside the barrel) You lose!

Tulio: You're stealing our con!!
Miguel: You're dating our con!!
Tulio: You're- Oooh..low blow..

Miguel: Forget Miguel, huh? Well..Forget Tulio..

Tulio: If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice!

Miguel: Look, Tzekal-Khan, forget the sacrifices, we don't want *any* sacrifices! The Gods are speaking for themselves now. This city and these people have no need for you anymore. There will be *no* sacrifices, not now, not ever!
Maintainer's Note: Feel Free to submit quotes for Miguel and Tulio! Big Thank you to Emma, Megara and her sister, and Mimi for their submissions!