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   DiS iS DoNe bY A rEaL gOoD fRiEnD oF MiNe...PeTeR!!!! (Fer more info. on him....visit my site :P)....nEwAyS...hE MaDe dIs ReAl kEwL AdVeRtIsEmEnT.....JuSt tHoUgHt iD SeNd iT ArOuNd(kinda found it amusing).....(btw...pplz......dotn take it in the wrong sense...not tryin to be racist or encourage it...take it as a joke.....ok`s!?).....hMm...oH YeA....TeMmE wAt u ThInK......(n pleez forward it around if ya likes)

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This advertisement is based on the new kid on the block of digital tv entertainment..........................
introducing for the first time in the gulf, a channel with uncensored materials like malayaalee dance, malayaalee beedi ads and famous coconut oil love stories.....
      with introductory offers such as FREE MOBILE PHONE stickers, PLAYSTATION brick games, and ORIGINAL IMPORTED JAPANESE sumo wrestling underwear[ marketed in kerala by PITPAT INTERNATIONAL incorporate due to amazing amount of public demand for the latest fashion trends ].....all this and more on KAIMA TV [ kerala all india misers' association ] 
 
This stomach TWIRLING, mind TWISTING and THUNDEROUS digital network has the following unique features:

FUNKY KERALA channel -- having the exclusive coverage of onam boat races and kabaddi tourneys all round the year ---- on subscription get a FREE masala dosa kit specially packed by Vigy Baby Restaurant.

KARTUNE TV -- with the latest in ramayana and kathakali shadow puppet shows EXCLUSIVELY prepared in the suburbs of kerala.......quality entertainment made to be remembered by our kids--with FREE hanumaan mask with GENUINE monkey hair imported from kerala INTERNATIONAL zoo.

MBC -- Malayaalee Business Channel --- featuring the latest in the financial and business news from the KERALA INTERNATIONAL second hand fish markets----with FREE SONU highest quality bathroom cleaning solution......made in kerala under license from 'THOMAS AND THOMAS groups international'

NBC -- NATIONAL beedi channel featuring 24 HOURS of ON CALL beedi services and get the latest news from the beedi community from all around kerala----- with FREE exclusive photo of OSAMA BIN LADEN in female swim suit.....every guy in town is going crazy about it....correction....make that as 'every gay' in town.....

MMM -- Malayaaleee Movie Metro....featuring everyday hits of famous stars such as baby kutty, jojo mol, aunty kutty, mariamma, the dashing appu saar, and the 'handsome' rosamma chechi. featuring in movies such as PAROTTA MASTER -- the sequel to karate master { extreme martial arts action from the chai shops of kerala } and IDLI versus DOSA { extreme suspence thriller with 3D effects never applied before on any idlis or dosas }..

FOR FURTHER DETAILS CONTACT US THROUGH
 
 TEL          : 1234455
 TAX          : 1234455
 Address      : opposite kalapani boat reserves.
 FEE-MAIL:kaima@sambarmail.com  or pitpat_@hotmail.com