| ~~~~~JaSoN.......da founder of Pit-Pat~~~~~ |
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| Heyy...yea......In the first pic...dats Peter(our scape goat) at the bottom , Jason in the middle.......at me at the top. |
| Anywyas......ya`ll might be wonderin wat Pit Pat is......huh? K.....here goes.....welll.....when we (jason n me) first met Peter.....he seemed...umm.....toleratable...but in time.....he began to get pretty irritating...so Jas began pushing him `round , strangling him.....n stuff like that.... |
| So...We thought it was time he made invented something........something that would shock humanity.....and walllah! Hours n hours of hard work brought us to the birth of Chemical X...which would help rid the world of the irritating pests called "Peters"..homo sapiens that grow `bout 5`8 feet tall......and were sometimes mistaken for kangaroos...n are known for their irritating nature that mostly leads its victimes to suicidal deeds.. Anyways......We mixed Chemical X with added flavours n colours..and got PIT- PAT.....but this wasnt very effective....so he worked on it fer night n nights and got a revised edition ..and thus came ... |
| PIT-PAT 1.02 |
| How to use n Precautions : Shake well before use , and avoid contact with flammable objects. Before spraying....stuff cotton , cloth or underwears up ure nose , mouth and cover ure eyes too. Some of the ingredients in it are so toxic...that contact with it can cause the reddening of skin with frequent irritation....spongy n swollen eye balls.... abundant hair loss......n other minor things....nothin` much! so no probs! :) Incase any of the above things happen......we will send you PIT-PAT 1.02-uninstaller fer just as little as 20 $!!!!(6.110 Kd/-) Ok.....back to the "how to use" details....when spraying....spray on the "Peter" till the pest begins to cough , choke n fall to the ground. If the "Peter still doesnt die , aim PIT PAT 1.02 towards the target and spray it towards a flaming object (like a lighter). The "Peter" is sure to "Kick the bucket" now. We stick by our motto which is "Success is our Ambition , Ambition is our Aim , so Sucess is what we shal achieve". SPECIAL OFFER!!! Buy one Pit Pat 1.02 Spray for 25 $ only (7.645 Kd/-) and get "Lungi with Zip"(fer ya`ll men) ...or a free Tank Top with a chiridar attached on it and a pair of navy blue cargoes with "I USED PIT-PAT on my PETER(fer ya`ll girls) " |
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| Peter C....the company`s official dummy for the test of PIT PAT agreed to this.The company has got all the rights to its actions ..and any complaint filed against the company will be withheld. -Management Pit-Pat Incorparate |
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| The First pic we took of Peter , when we met him |
| Jason trying to control Peter after PIT PAT was first sprayed on him |
| Physical changes in Peter after the effect of Pit Pat`s initial version . The companies first achievement. |
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| Pit-Pat 2001 ::::A Hamster Inc. Undertaking:::: |