- 11/25/00 21:40:44
Comments:
I want it from UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


- 11/25/00 21:35:36
Comments:
fuck off you wanker


the Guest Book Clutterer! - 11/20/00 05:15:08
My URL:BLAMM!!!!
My Email:BLAMM!!!
country: BLAMM!!!
age: The Toad Elevating Moment!
sex: bite me
Comments:
you deserve to be CLUTTERED, scum!


the Guest Book Clutterer! - 11/20/00 05:14:46
My URL:BLAMM!!!!
My Email:BLAMM!!!
country: BLAMM!!!
age: The Toad Elevating Moment!
sex: hehe
Comments:
you deserve to be CLUTTERED, scum!


the Guest Book Clutterer! - 11/20/00 05:14:17
My URL:BLAMM!!!!
My Email:BLAMM!!!
country: BLAMM!!!
age: The Toad Elevating Moment!
sex: hehe
Comments:
you deserve to be CLUTTERED, scum!


the Guest Book Clutterer! - 11/20/00 05:13:59
My URL:BLAMM!!!!
My Email:BLAMM!!!
country: BLAMM!!!
age: The Toad Elevating Moment!
sex: hehe
Comments:
you deserve to be CLUTTERED, scum!


Axl Spike - 11/19/00 11:27:35
My Email:buddha@CheGuevara.zzn.com
country: Australia
age: 16
sex: too much this weekend- owch
Comments:
Oh, Porschepuppy! Please, please let me live with you! I long for your manly faces (both of them) and your plastic friends! My greatest delight would be to visit your homes and get kicked out by the people who actually live in them! I crave the exhilarati n of looking at your cars in their nice, shiny ads! Bite me, dickhead. ANARCHY FOREVER!!!


- 10/24/00 01:53:55
Comments:
your a bloddy freak showing yopur cars on the internet your fucken crazy ego freak


Parasite - 10/17/00 23:24:25
My URL:http://detachment.homestead.com
My Email:084870@bud.cc.swin.edu.au
country: Australia
age: 24
Comments:
When I first came to your site and saw your photo, I thought, "no, this can't be for real. If the guy really looked like that, he wouldn't need to search all over the world to find girls, 'cause he'd have local girls all over him." Then I looked at your p ctures of your friends, and I saw that they were clearly professional models taken from a stock photo directory or something, and not really your friends at all. I don't know why you'd want to construct a fantasy facade for yourself, but I'm sure you have your reasons.


MARWAN BASHITI - 10/12/00 11:49:45
My Email:MURWAN@YAHOO.COM
country: ISRAEL
age: 28 YEARS OLD
sex: MALE
Comments:
MY NAME IS MARWAN BASHITI FROM JERUSALEM THE OLD CITY I LIKE TO MAKE FREIND ALL OVER THE WORLD AND SPECIALY THE GIRLS YOUR SITE IS MOR THAN GOOD AND GOOD LUCK SIR PLEASE SEND ME ALL THE INFORMATION ABOUT FREIND AND SPECAL THINGS. MARWAN


vwrabbit - 09/28/00 09:14:00
My URL:http://www.ferrarihorse.com
My Email:fordfrog@mercedesmarmot.com
country: Fiatnam
age: Audisix
sex: hankering for porsche tailpipes
Comments:
LambourginiLeopard, chevycat, HondaHound, ToyotaTurtle, Dodgedog,and MazdaMouse are going to come over and kick your ass for making us all look bad. Ready for some dick cheese, dick cheese?


kitty pryde - 09/28/00 08:08:52
My Email:dramaserf@yahoo.com
country: canada
age: 23
sex: female
Comments:
Big dick, small dick, NO dick. Who CARES? I'll marry the guy who looks like that picture on the main page, who owns that house, and who owns those cars. Whoever the hell he is. Then I'll put him on a leash, of course, but that'll be fun for him too. promise.


Tom - 09/24/00 00:29:58
My URL:/TheTropics/Cabana/8177/
country: The Netherlands
Comments:


Visit Tom Jutte's Home Page, http://move.to/my.website



No.6 - 09/17/00 07:53:47
My URL:http://www.unm.edu/~phillbkr
My Email:chaos826@hotmail.com
country: Hoary Netherworld
age: 26
sex: male most of the year
Comments:
Join me.


fuck you - 09/17/00 07:51:43
My URL:www.fuckyou.com
My Email:fuckyou@fuckyou.com
country: What fuckin difference does it make
age: old as hell
sex: All the time
Comments:
Fuck you. No, fuck you. Can you be any more of a stupid fuck? You made this page to piss me off. You knew I'd come here and you knew I'd see thru you. You knew it didn't you? This has been brewing for a long long long fucking time dickhead. I know ho you are and I am pissed. How dare you fuck with me like that? HOW DARE YOU FUCK WITH MY MINDWAVES!!! If I haden't taken the precautionary steps I knew I needed to you'd be in control right now. FUck you. Just be grateful that the aether flow doesn t permit me to transform myself to my true form and flash vaporize this lame ass little planet you call home. For the sake of all this worlds inhabitant I urge you to return to the periphery and face me asshole. Fuck you.


ASHLEY - 09/14/00 14:57:17
My Email:ASHLEYHOPEWELL@HOTMAIL.COM
country: ENGLAND
age: 18
sex: YES PLEASE
Comments:
I WANT TO MEET VERY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS WHO R IN TO STRAIGHT FORWARD KINKY SEX


MC ATM - 09/07/00 03:00:35
My Email:MC_ATM@crackdealer.com
country: Australia
age: 18
sex: ummm... ahhhh.... no nothing funny comes to mind.
Comments:
Ohhh mr porche puppy!!!! We know why you are called porshepuppy, its because you used to stick dogs up your arse on a porch. Yo puppy ass, you are a fucking ugly piece of shit. We hacked your site and are sending our homies to your door step. watch your fucking back fool!! Peace out paving massive.


hello tiger! - 08/06/00 09:28:47
My Email:duntymalarda@hotmail.com
country: na-na land
age: oh i dont age
sex: sex?is that a porche?
Comments:
oh yes i have the same problems to! want to go shopping,cant take my little sporty porche,gotta put up with the BMW,life can be so hard! but you know how i get around it? well i click my heels together offcourse! just click them and *poof* im at the shops then i can have moonpies and liquid love for lunch and talk about what a complete retard freak crazy ass loser i am! do you find the voices in your head are so much more interesting then real people? well just dig your eyes out to set them free! its the only way they'll stop making you light fires......they're telling me i have to go now


Nef - 08/04/00 02:32:39
My URL:http://www.mentalscribe.com
Comments:
Damn.... man... man... my life is meaningless compared to yours... damn... I think i'll start striving to make my life as good as yours... i'll start with an Ikea ,Abercrombie and Fitch catalog and a $100 crack habit.. hey I can dream can't I? damn... damn... damn... man...


Khan - 07/29/00 06:56:04
My Email:pana15@yahoo.com
country: Pakistan
age: 19
sex: male
Comments:
I want to friend ship to gilrs


- 07/27/00 04:16:23
Comments:
you are the biggest loser on the internet. why would you take the time to put such bullshit on the web. i think you might consider forming a drug habit.


Sperm B. Urper - 07/14/00 05:04:08
Comments:
You jackass! I can't imagine why anyone would put so much effort into something so blatantly fake. You're a winner!! Stupid fuckshit.


Elaine - 07/03/00 15:40:33
My Email:ElaineMT@yahoo.com
country: USA
age: 41
sex: female
Comments:
I was just cruising...thought you were someone I knew, but alas, you're not. You have a nice website, however, and beautiful friends, cars and living quarters. Best of luck to you in the future! -- Elaine


The Speed Dialer - 06/29/00 20:33:11
country: Botswana
age: 56
sex: N/A
Comments:
Doesn't it get cold in Finland? Wouldn't your pool freeze over? And do you get plastic surgery every time you get your picture taken, so you look different? Well, whatever!


Linda - 06/26/00 03:55:01
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/butterfly9801
My Email:butterfly9801@yahoo.com
country: USA
age: 20
sex: Female
Comments:
Hi!!!! I love your site!! I love Porsches too, although I don't own any. :) Really nice meeting you and your friends!


Mr. Davis - 06/14/00 18:28:01
Comments:
Wow, Finland looks mighty warm, considering it's near the North Pole. Well, whatever!


Emil - 06/14/00 03:10:19
My Email:ec3dworld@yahoo.com
country: usa
age: 22
sex: male
Comments:
just try babe.....


Emil - 06/14/00 03:10:03
My Email:ec3dworld
country: usa
age: 22
sex: male
Comments:
just try babe.....


Mr. Thurston Howell III - 06/06/00 17:10:42
My URL:http://www.howellindustries.com
My Email:thIII@howellindustries.com
country: USA
age: 78
Comments:
I love your house!!! Who designed it? I find it amazing that you were able to fit so much living space into such a small footprint! Your photographs are amazing as well, you seem to be able to completely alter your physical appearance to look like someo e else! You are truly an amazing dude! I would like to offer you a position in our product development sector, we need talented, beautiful people like you to keep Howell Industries strong!


Michael - 06/05/00 11:54:52
My Email:Yes
country: etc
age: 27
sex: Male
Comments:
No Helicopter? You scumbag.


gay guy - 05/31/00 08:12:45
My URL:http://www.yahoo.com
My Email:gayguy@hotmail.com
country: usa
age: 23
sex: ok but give me a drink first
Comments:
What do you do for fun?? stick a tennis racquet up your friends' asses?? do you eat all their cum?? you are a sick bastard. eat trash from a garbage can and DIE!!!


- 05/28/00 10:54:25
Comments:


Tanya - 05/20/00 04:18:50
My URL:http://www.tanyaspirit.homestead.com/tanyaspirit.html
country: US
age: 18
Comments:
Swank... but neat, lol


Bunnyears - 05/18/00 20:43:21
My Email:soccer_bunny_u@yahoo.com
country: Canada
age: 11
sex: female
Comments:
HI just wanted to say hi and this is a good site


kjkjkjh - 04/17/00 17:59:44
My Email:kjhkjhk
country: jkjhjk
age: kjhkjh
sex: jkhjkh
Comments:
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Raiis De Naey - 04/06/00 16:41:37
My Email:procella@tempe.net
country: Greece
age: 27
sex: female
Comments:
big cars...big house....big pool....model...model friends....SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL DICK! get a life. you stink by miles.


F. Ucku - 03/31/00 09:54:28
Comments:
you look and sound like a total wanker. I hope you get sick and die.


Tim - 03/30/00 19:09:07
My Email:Bullshit@hotmail.com
age: 20
sex: yes please
Comments:
Your one of the biggest bullshiters I have erver heard of, Your page is a load of wank mate. Twat...........................


Gimp - 03/30/00 14:12:27
My URL:http://yousureareagimp.gimp
My Email:gimp@gimpmail.com
country: UK, Essex
age: 23
Comments:
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Thumper - 03/29/00 05:54:11
My Email:Thumper69@fcmail.com
country: USA
age: 30
sex: all the time
Comments:
Your so fulla shit you fuckin lame ass bastard.. Get your own life insted of pretending to be some one who you obviously are not..


Smearm - 03/29/00 01:18:05
My URL:http://www.smearm.com
My Email:staff@smearm.com
country: USA, er, Finland, yeah . . .
Comments:
Cute. I especially like the photographs - here's a tip. On Photoshop, duplicate layer one. Blur the background layer a little bit. Blur the new layer you made a little more than the background, put the opacity at like 15% or so, and move it over one p xel. That should get rid of the "I scanned this from a catalogue" look. Of course, you've still got the sharp focus and quality background that screams 'fake,' but at least they won't have direct evidence. Unless they've seen these same pictures, of course. Regards, Jordan


angelkuro - 03/21/00 12:39:40
country: canaduh
sex: yes
Comments:
damn you got some nice looking friends!


Stupid Bastard - 02/26/00 10:12:08
My URL:http://stupidbastard.com
My Email:sb@stupidbastard.com
Comments:
Oh. Wait. That's your name. How pathetic.


Alan Smthee - 02/16/00 00:18:56
country: USA
Comments:
Interesting fantasy, my friend. You really should find pictures that are not so obviously identifiable as magazine cut-outs. Especially your "friends". Also, try to be consistent. It is readily apparent that the exterior shot, the pool shot, and the interior shots of the house "you" own are not the same structure. Note the flat roof and the hedge fence of the exterior shot. Now note the lattice fence n the pool shot and the tapered ceiling with skylighting on at least two sides of the structure. The house in the external shot could not support those structures, not to mention they would be readily visible in shot, assuming your house had symmetry. this site would be interesting if it was making a statement about the plasticine nature of materialism and belonging through association, buy sadly I think it is just a fantasy about your shallow desires. P.S. I hope the person whose face you have called your own doesn't come a'knockin'.


Olga - 02/10/00 09:00:58
My Email:olga@strapiton.com
country: Germany
age: 35
sex: Female
Comments:
Yes my name is Olga and you are a very small man that I would like to fuck up the ass with a strap on. My hobbies include killing small animals and painting pictures with my own feces. You are owning a Porshce? I have a Porshce as well and I like to kill rogs and turtles with it. They make a good noise under my tires like a crunch. It sound like a heath bar when I bite into it. Please write back soon I would like to violate you soon.


Froinlaeven - 02/09/00 02:34:28
My URL:http://froinlaeven.clanpages.com
My Email:froinlaeven@hotmail.com
country: Canada
age: 18
Comments:
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Ville - 11/17/98 22:19:18
My Email:Vittu ma muista
country: Suami
age: 24
sex: Shemale
Comments:
Jeesus mitka kotisivut!!!Oot varmaan tuhlannu koko viikonlopun naitten tekemiseen!Jatinpa nyt viestin, etta sulla on edes jotain luettavaa(ellei sitten sana ala kulkemaan, etta kaykaa katsomassa Jonnen kotisivuja, kun ne on niin siistit). Joopa joo. Nahdaan! Ville


10/08/98 07:14:13
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.


Cindy - 10/02/98 01:09:38
My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy
My Email:cinth@usa.net
comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy
Comments:


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