- 11/25/00 21:40:44 | Comments: I want it from UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
- 11/25/00 21:35:36 | Comments: fuck off you wanker |
the Guest Book Clutterer! - 11/20/00 05:15:08 My URL:BLAMM!!!! My Email:BLAMM!!! country: BLAMM!!! age: The Toad Elevating Moment! sex: bite me | Comments: you deserve to be CLUTTERED, scum! |
the Guest Book Clutterer! - 11/20/00 05:14:46 My URL:BLAMM!!!! My Email:BLAMM!!! country: BLAMM!!! age: The Toad Elevating Moment! sex: hehe | Comments: you deserve to be CLUTTERED, scum! |
the Guest Book Clutterer! - 11/20/00 05:14:17 My URL:BLAMM!!!! My Email:BLAMM!!! country: BLAMM!!! age: The Toad Elevating Moment! sex: hehe | Comments: you deserve to be CLUTTERED, scum! |
the Guest Book Clutterer! - 11/20/00 05:13:59 My URL:BLAMM!!!! My Email:BLAMM!!! country: BLAMM!!! age: The Toad Elevating Moment! sex: hehe | Comments: you deserve to be CLUTTERED, scum! |
Axl Spike - 11/19/00 11:27:35 My Email:buddha@CheGuevara.zzn.com country: Australia age: 16 sex: too much this weekend- owch | Comments: Oh, Porschepuppy! Please, please let me live with you! I long for your manly faces (both of them) and your plastic friends! My greatest delight would be to visit your homes and get kicked out by the people who actually live in them! I crave the exhilarati n of looking at your cars in their nice, shiny ads! Bite me, dickhead. ANARCHY FOREVER!!! |
- 10/24/00 01:53:55 | Comments: your a bloddy freak showing yopur cars on the internet your fucken crazy ego freak |
Parasite - 10/17/00 23:24:25 My URL:http://detachment.homestead.com My Email:084870@bud.cc.swin.edu.au country: Australia age: 24 | Comments: When I first came to your site and saw your photo, I thought, "no, this can't be for real. If the guy really looked like that, he wouldn't need to search all over the world to find girls, 'cause he'd have local girls all over him." Then I looked at your p ctures of your friends, and I saw that they were clearly professional models taken from a stock photo directory or something, and not really your friends at all. I don't know why you'd want to construct a fantasy facade for yourself, but I'm sure you have your reasons. |
MARWAN BASHITI - 10/12/00 11:49:45 My Email:MURWAN@YAHOO.COM country: ISRAEL age: 28 YEARS OLD sex: MALE | Comments: MY NAME IS MARWAN BASHITI FROM JERUSALEM THE OLD CITY I LIKE TO MAKE FREIND ALL OVER THE WORLD AND SPECIALY THE GIRLS YOUR SITE IS MOR THAN GOOD AND GOOD LUCK SIR PLEASE SEND ME ALL THE INFORMATION ABOUT FREIND AND SPECAL THINGS. MARWAN |
vwrabbit - 09/28/00 09:14:00 My URL:http://www.ferrarihorse.com My Email:fordfrog@mercedesmarmot.com country: Fiatnam age: Audisix sex: hankering for porsche tailpipes | Comments: LambourginiLeopard, chevycat, HondaHound, ToyotaTurtle, Dodgedog,and MazdaMouse are going to come over and kick your ass for making us all look bad. Ready for some dick cheese, dick cheese? |
kitty pryde - 09/28/00 08:08:52 My Email:dramaserf@yahoo.com country: canada age: 23 sex: female | Comments: Big dick, small dick, NO dick. Who CARES? I'll marry the guy who looks like that picture on the main page, who owns that house, and who owns those cars. Whoever the hell he is. Then I'll put him on a leash, of course, but that'll be fun for him too. promise. |
Tom - 09/24/00 00:29:58 My URL:/TheTropics/Cabana/8177/ country: The Netherlands | Comments: |
No.6 - 09/17/00 07:53:47 My URL:http://www.unm.edu/~phillbkr My Email:chaos826@hotmail.com country: Hoary Netherworld age: 26 sex: male most of the year | Comments: Join me. |
fuck you - 09/17/00 07:51:43 My URL:www.fuckyou.com My Email:fuckyou@fuckyou.com country: What fuckin difference does it make age: old as hell sex: All the time | Comments: Fuck you. No, fuck you. Can you be any more of a stupid fuck? You made this page to piss me off. You knew I'd come here and you knew I'd see thru you. You knew it didn't you? This has been brewing for a long long long fucking time dickhead. I know ho you are and I am pissed. How dare you fuck with me like that? HOW DARE YOU FUCK WITH MY MINDWAVES!!! If I haden't taken the precautionary steps I knew I needed to you'd be in control right now. FUck you. Just be grateful that the aether flow doesn t permit me to transform myself to my true form and flash vaporize this lame ass little planet you call home. For the sake of all this worlds inhabitant I urge you to return to the periphery and face me asshole. Fuck you. |
ASHLEY - 09/14/00 14:57:17 My Email:ASHLEYHOPEWELL@HOTMAIL.COM country: ENGLAND age: 18 sex: YES PLEASE | Comments: I WANT TO MEET VERY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS WHO R IN TO STRAIGHT FORWARD KINKY SEX |
MC ATM - 09/07/00 03:00:35 My Email:MC_ATM@crackdealer.com country: Australia age: 18 sex: ummm... ahhhh.... no nothing funny comes to mind. | Comments: Ohhh mr porche puppy!!!! We know why you are called porshepuppy, its because you used to stick dogs up your arse on a porch. Yo puppy ass, you are a fucking ugly piece of shit. We hacked your site and are sending our homies to your door step. watch your fucking back fool!! Peace out paving massive. |
hello tiger! - 08/06/00 09:28:47 My Email:duntymalarda@hotmail.com country: na-na land age: oh i dont age sex: sex?is that a porche? | Comments: oh yes i have the same problems to! want to go shopping,cant take my little sporty porche,gotta put up with the BMW,life can be so hard! but you know how i get around it? well i click my heels together offcourse! just click them and *poof* im at the shops then i can have moonpies and liquid love for lunch and talk about what a complete retard freak crazy ass loser i am! do you find the voices in your head are so much more interesting then real people? well just dig your eyes out to set them free! its the only way they'll stop making you light fires......they're telling me i have to go now |
Nef - 08/04/00 02:32:39 My URL:http://www.mentalscribe.com | Comments: Damn.... man... man... my life is meaningless compared to yours... damn... I think i'll start striving to make my life as good as yours... i'll start with an Ikea ,Abercrombie and Fitch catalog and a $100 crack habit.. hey I can dream can't I? damn... damn... damn... man... |
Khan - 07/29/00 06:56:04 My Email:pana15@yahoo.com country: Pakistan age: 19 sex: male | Comments: I want to friend ship to gilrs |
- 07/27/00 04:16:23 | Comments: you are the biggest loser on the internet. why would you take the time to put such bullshit on the web. i think you might consider forming a drug habit. |
Sperm B. Urper - 07/14/00 05:04:08 | Comments: You jackass! I can't imagine why anyone would put so much effort into something so blatantly fake. You're a winner!! Stupid fuckshit. |
Elaine - 07/03/00 15:40:33 My Email:ElaineMT@yahoo.com country: USA age: 41 sex: female | Comments: I was just cruising...thought you were someone I knew, but alas, you're not. You have a nice website, however, and beautiful friends, cars and living quarters. Best of luck to you in the future! -- Elaine |
The Speed Dialer - 06/29/00 20:33:11 country: Botswana age: 56 sex: N/A | Comments: Doesn't it get cold in Finland? Wouldn't your pool freeze over? And do you get plastic surgery every time you get your picture taken, so you look different? Well, whatever! |
Linda - 06/26/00 03:55:01 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/butterfly9801 My Email:butterfly9801@yahoo.com country: USA age: 20 sex: Female | Comments: Hi!!!! I love your site!! I love Porsches too, although I don't own any. :) Really nice meeting you and your friends! |
Mr. Davis - 06/14/00 18:28:01 | Comments: Wow, Finland looks mighty warm, considering it's near the North Pole. Well, whatever! |
Emil - 06/14/00 03:10:19 My Email:ec3dworld@yahoo.com country: usa age: 22 sex: male | Comments: just try babe..... |
Emil - 06/14/00 03:10:03 My Email:ec3dworld country: usa age: 22 sex: male | Comments: just try babe..... |
Mr. Thurston Howell III - 06/06/00 17:10:42 My URL:http://www.howellindustries.com My Email:thIII@howellindustries.com country: USA age: 78 | Comments: I love your house!!! Who designed it? I find it amazing that you were able to fit so much living space into such a small footprint! Your photographs are amazing as well, you seem to be able to completely alter your physical appearance to look like someo e else! You are truly an amazing dude! I would like to offer you a position in our product development sector, we need talented, beautiful people like you to keep Howell Industries strong! |
Michael - 06/05/00 11:54:52 My Email:Yes country: etc age: 27 sex: Male | Comments: No Helicopter? You scumbag. |
gay guy - 05/31/00 08:12:45 My URL:http://www.yahoo.com My Email:gayguy@hotmail.com country: usa age: 23 sex: ok but give me a drink first | Comments: What do you do for fun?? stick a tennis racquet up your friends' asses?? do you eat all their cum?? you are a sick bastard. eat trash from a garbage can and DIE!!! |
- 05/28/00 10:54:25 | Comments: |
Tanya - 05/20/00 04:18:50 My URL:http://www.tanyaspirit.homestead.com/tanyaspirit.html country: US age: 18 | Comments: Swank... but neat, lol |
Bunnyears - 05/18/00 20:43:21 My Email:soccer_bunny_u@yahoo.com country: Canada age: 11 sex: female | Comments: HI just wanted to say hi and this is a good site |
kjkjkjh - 04/17/00 17:59:44 My Email:kjhkjhk country: jkjhjk age: kjhkjh sex: jkhjkh | Comments: jkhjhkjkhkjh |
Raiis De Naey - 04/06/00 16:41:37 My Email:procella@tempe.net country: Greece age: 27 sex: female | Comments: big cars...big house....big pool....model...model friends....SMALL SMALL SMALL SMALL DICK! get a life. you stink by miles. |
F. Ucku - 03/31/00 09:54:28 | Comments: you look and sound like a total wanker. I hope you get sick and die. |
Tim - 03/30/00 19:09:07 My Email:Bullshit@hotmail.com age: 20 sex: yes please | Comments: Your one of the biggest bullshiters I have erver heard of, Your page is a load of wank mate. Twat........................... |
Gimp - 03/30/00 14:12:27 My URL:http://yousureareagimp.gimp My Email:gimp@gimpmail.com country: UK, Essex age: 23 | Comments: GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP IMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP G MP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GI P GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP GIMP |
Thumper - 03/29/00 05:54:11 My Email:Thumper69@fcmail.com country: USA age: 30 sex: all the time | Comments: Your so fulla shit you fuckin lame ass bastard.. Get your own life insted of pretending to be some one who you obviously are not.. |
Smearm - 03/29/00 01:18:05 My URL:http://www.smearm.com My Email:staff@smearm.com country: USA, er, Finland, yeah . . . | Comments: Cute. I especially like the photographs - here's a tip. On Photoshop, duplicate layer one. Blur the background layer a little bit. Blur the new layer you made a little more than the background, put the opacity at like 15% or so, and move it over one p xel. That should get rid of the "I scanned this from a catalogue" look. Of course, you've still got the sharp focus and quality background that screams 'fake,' but at least they won't have direct evidence. Unless they've seen these same pictures, of course. Regards, Jordan |
angelkuro - 03/21/00 12:39:40 country: canaduh sex: yes | Comments: damn you got some nice looking friends! |
Stupid Bastard - 02/26/00 10:12:08 My URL:http://stupidbastard.com My Email:sb@stupidbastard.com | Comments: Oh. Wait. That's your name. How pathetic. |
Alan Smthee - 02/16/00 00:18:56 country: USA | Comments: Interesting fantasy, my friend. You really should find pictures that are not so obviously identifiable as magazine cut-outs. Especially your "friends". Also, try to be consistent. It is readily apparent that the exterior shot, the pool shot, and the interior shots of the house "you" own are not the same structure. Note the flat roof and the hedge fence of the exterior shot. Now note the lattice fence n the pool shot and the tapered ceiling with skylighting on at least two sides of the structure. The house in the external shot could not support those structures, not to mention they would be readily visible in shot, assuming your house had symmetry. this site would be interesting if it was making a statement about the plasticine nature of materialism and belonging through association, buy sadly I think it is just a fantasy about your shallow desires. P.S. I hope the person whose face you have called your own doesn't come a'knockin'. |
Olga - 02/10/00 09:00:58 My Email:olga@strapiton.com country: Germany age: 35 sex: Female | Comments: Yes my name is Olga and you are a very small man that I would like to fuck up the ass with a strap on. My hobbies include killing small animals and painting pictures with my own feces. You are owning a Porshce? I have a Porshce as well and I like to kill rogs and turtles with it. They make a good noise under my tires like a crunch. It sound like a heath bar when I bite into it. Please write back soon I would like to violate you soon. |
Froinlaeven - 02/09/00 02:34:28 My URL:http://froinlaeven.clanpages.com My Email:froinlaeven@hotmail.com country: Canada age: 18 | Comments: AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!! HHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! OH DEAR LORD!!!!! AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!! CAN YOU SAY "FULL OF MYSELF"??????? AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!! ha... |
Ville - 11/17/98 22:19:18 My Email:Vittu ma muista country: Suami age: 24 sex: Shemale | Comments: Jeesus mitka kotisivut!!!Oot varmaan tuhlannu koko viikonlopun naitten tekemiseen!Jatinpa nyt viestin, etta sulla on edes jotain luettavaa(ellei sitten sana ala kulkemaan, etta kaykaa katsomassa Jonnen kotisivuja, kun ne on niin siistit). Joopa joo. Nahdaan! Ville |
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