Not-So-Famous Quotes

PENIS! -Debbie Crabtree

"Todd's bod has a nice hot rod" -Debbie Crabtree

Tastes like catsup but it's snot! -Anonymous about the new green ketchup!

Quotes from "There's Something About Mary"
Stay away from the light!-Pat Heely
I'm shaved, isn't that cool?! -One of the gay guys at the rest stop
"flog the dolphin"
Holy shit! I've been going out with a loaded gun!
Is that hair gel? -Mary
Are you the little guy making all the big noise?

"Everyone has a scar upon their heart from some past pain. Someone who never had a scar on their heart would be superficial." -Hiei, YYH

"Why is there a Black Entertainment channel on DSS, but not a gay channel. Oh, wait, I forgot. DIY." -Me, talking to my brother while watching a commercial for BET.

On a gravestone: "See, I told you this would happen!" Submitted by Morgan and Bryan

Anata wa oribu desu. ('You are an olive' in japanese.) Submitted by Gryvon

God damn all of you to hell!-Duo Maxwell Submitted by KestraBlade

Thanks to everyone who signed my guestbook and submitted quotes! ^_^

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