So you want to know something about me, do you? (Good grief. You've got even worse problems than I thought.) I call myself OrneryPest because I'm an ornery pest. I'm so old that my birth certificate is inscribed in Mesopotamian Hieroglyphics onto a prehistoric stone tablet. And what's more, I'm not really bald, I'm just taller than my hair. And if you're so messed up that you want to know even more, just click around most anywhere you like.