MORAL OF THE FLY
			There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when SHE happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure.  Due to the fact that it had been hours since her last meal, she flew down and began to eat.  She ate and ate and ate.  Finally, she decided that she had eaten enough and tried to fly away.  She had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground.  As she looked around wondering what to do now, she spotted a pitchfork leaning against the wall.  she climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking once she became airborne, she would be able to take flight.  Unfortunatly she was wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when she hit the floor. DEAD. The moral of the story is:  Don't fly off the handle when you know you are full of shit. -Author Unknown-