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How
do you flip off someone if you have 6 fingers?:
I feel sorry for people
that have 6 fingers on their hands. How do you flip
someone off if you don't have a "middle"
finger? Do you keep two fingers up to make a "middle"
one or do you use the finger next to your ring finger?
Usually they have 6 fingers on only one of their hands,
so they can use the normal 5 fingered hand if it comes
down to it. But if you've got 6 fingers on BOTH hands,
you're screwed. Unless you buy one of those big foam
"pointy hands" and rip off the pointer finger
and glue it onto the middle of the foam hand. But
then you're always walking around flipping people
off so that might get you into a whole different predicament.
But hey that's what you gotta do when you have 6 fingers
on both hands. But there are a few "plus"
sides, you can count higher on your fingers than other
people, you can play a more advanced version of "Cat's
Cradle" which you can call "Cat's Mobile
Home" AND you can give "High Sixes!"
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Photoshop
is the greatest program ever:
Adobe Photoshop is
the best program ever made. You can bring to visualization
anything your imagination can think of. From the simple
things as cropping an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend out
of a picture to putting your face on the body of Teri
Hatcher (if you're into that freaky stuff...haha).
I am sure that 99% of the guys that put celebrity
faces onto porn star's bodies, use Photoshop (10 points
for Photoshop!). Every image on this site was created,
edited, resized...etc. using Photoshop. It is as though
there is nothing that Photoshop can't do when it comes
to images, and I agree with that statement (Of course
I agree with it, because I just typed it.).
Here
are some examples:
(Click image to enlarge)
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How
To Get A Good Tip:
Listen up waiters and
waitresses (or "servers" is the politically
correct term)! If you want a good tip, it's very simple.
Keep my friends' and I drinks filled up. Don't you
hate it when you're sitting at the table, you're drinking
your drink and you run out. It's nice having a drink
while you're passing the time waiting for the food
to come and then once you get your food you want a
drink to wash things down. So not being able to take
a drink when you want to is a big disappointment in
service. Now there are very few things the "servers"
have control over, it's not their fault if your food
doesn't taste good that would be the cooks fault or
if the table is dirty that's really the busboy's job.
But the servers do have control over how often they
fill up or bring new drinks. So if they fill up the
drinks before they run out, then they will be getting
a good tip. I have included a simple visual diagram
on the left for any servers that may be having trouble
grasping the concept. |
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Driving
a high performance car like an old lady:
What is up with old
people getting a nice fast, luxury or sports car,
only to drive it 35 miles an hour on the freeway.
How about they give me their car and I'll let them
have a Radio Flyer© wagon so they won't have to be
afraid of going too "fast". I'll drive their
car around proper, speeding like there's no tomorrow,
getting their money's worth out of the car. It's depressing
seeing a brand new BMW or Lexus putting around never
getting taken over 60mph, when you know the car is
begging to have the tired screeched and go flying
down the freeway. |
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Contact
Me:
AIM: Activitie
Email: livewire@iinet.com
(hint: Send me hot hot emails for some special pics!)
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