The Bulldozer: Has the charm, sensitivity, and tact of a garlic-eating rattlesnake in the strike position.

Personality type: Petty Tyrant

Nicknames: Miss Manners, Psycho-bitch.

Most Irritating Habits: Rams her body into you to get your attention, insists on talking to you NOW even when your are on the phone with your biggest client.

Delusions: That she looks good in stretch pants, that no one can tell she's not wearing underwear, and no one knows why she wears suglasses indoors.

Redeeming Qualities: Miraculously has raised 2 nice, well adjusted children. Good with little kids.