The Mule: Would argue with her dying breath.
Nicknames: Princess Millie, Millie Monster
Most Irritating Habits: Always knows more
than you do, reams out anyone with the gall to put
her on hold.
Most Persistent Delusions; That anyone who
doesn't like her is prejudiced, that she is being
persecuted, and that her 46 year old daughter needs her
advice on a daily basis.
Redeeming Qualities: Only works part time, is
almost old enough to retire.