The Slut:Has never met a man she didn't like.

Her Mottos: If you can get it up, we can get it on. Any man who'll do me will do.

Nicknames: Fast Freida

Most Irritating Habits: Never lets you forget your mistakes, constantly double checks your work cause Lord know you couldn't get it right!

Most Persistent Delusions: That her Mensa card was lost in the mail, that she looks 25, that people envy her, and any man will actually enjoy being pawed by a woman twice his age.

Redeeming Qualities: Works as hard at her job as she does chasing men.