Plus, 8 of these calls are incoming in response to ad's they placed! Those ones are marked with a star (*). Well, enjoy but don't listen to too many in one day. You're face will get too sore from all the laughing!

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RealPlayer 5.0 is the most basic one,  G2 is better  &   RealPlayer 7 is the newest one.

• 1-800-How's My Driving

• Auto Mechanic

• Bad Ass Massage

• Bad Tomatoes

• Ball Game Beating

• Balloon Rides

• Body Building

• Breast Enlargement

• Car Salesman

• Cremation Services

• Dental Malpractice

• Diamond Dealer

• Dog Message

• Drinking Problem

• Egyptian Magician

• Facelift Without Surgery

• Fava Beans

• Firecracker Mishap

• Florida, The Tropical State *

• Gay Hairdresser

• Gay Hard Hat

• The Gay Model

• Home Wrecker

• Hot Rod Mover

• Hurt at Work

• Husband Beating

• Insulator Job

• Irate Tile Man

• Kissel Crooner

• Laser Surgery

• Lawn Equipment Debate *

• Lawnmower Sale *

• A Little Emergency

• Matress King

• New Awnings

• No! *

• Paradise

• Pet Cobra

• Piano Tuner

• Pico's Mexican Hairpiece

• Pizza Lawyer

• Punitive Damages

• Roofing

• Safety Gates

• Santa's Delivery

• Scaffolding

• Sex Therapy

• Sol's Chainsaw Shock *

• Sol's Chainsaw Shock (part 2) *

• Sol's Civil War Memorabilia *

• Sol's Civil War Memorabilia (part 2) *

• Safety Gates

• Sol's Glasses

• Sol's Naked Photo

• Sol's Nude Beach

• Sol's Phobia

• Sol's Warts

• Sparky the Clown

• Sporting Goods

• Starter Motor Repair

• Super Across the Way

• Tandem Bicycles

• Tarbash's New Shoes

• Terrorist Pizza

• The Dresser

• TV Repair

• Uncle Freddie

• Unemployed Painter

• Volunteer