About Me!

My name is Bill Godfrey, I am currently working for FTP Software ltd. I am known as Bill the Hamster to many people.

I tried (and failed) to be elected to the post of VP Communications of Coventry University SU. Katie Marsden won by about 377 votes.
I'm not bitter though.
Seriously, it's a good job she won. She is a wonderful communicator.

I have no grasp of reality.

I never had a grasp of reality.

I have no knowledge of the cosmos, all I know is my little bed of straw and my nice water bottle. Nothing else matters.

I have the seen the film 2001: A Space Odyssey 53 times, including 3 times at a cinema.

My sanity has been questioned about as frequently as my grip on reality.

Alt.Anybody is now a shadow of it's former self. During it's hey day, we got a description code. Here's mine...

Alt.Anybody(v10):A3+ >A3-< [A5-] <A6-> P+ (P-) <P4-> }P6-{ E4+ <E6+> (E++) >E3-< L? [Ls] S++ {S5+} X }X3-{ U+ W3+ {W+} B+ <B4-> }B5-{ R++ [R-] I+ [I4-] T+ C+ {C4+} )C3-( Ch+ {Ch-} Ebl <E3> Cu++ {Cu+} N++ }N--{ In3+ <In3->

And... Here's my chop code.

[Chop(tm) v m.00 {Ts C- Pt Ac Mh Em ETd S++ Oec SYbh ANy Ht GCnc ELb}]

I hope this will all go some way to explaining all about me.

The contents of this document is Copyright Bill Godfrey, 1996.
Last updated 16 May 1997.