HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
Last seen in Weehauken, N.J. in the summer of 1998, this man who goes by the name of Bob Gowan (Bobby G. to close friends) has been reportedly living in Connecticut. He will most likely be tending bar and using his quick wit to garnish big tips and attract a bevy of female followers. He may be using the alias 'Bill Eckner.'
If you see him, please send e-mail to pemmitt@yahoo.com. He has stolen my copy of Whit Stillman's masterpiece Metropolitan which is now out of print, so I would really like to get it back.